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Chino Cherokee's avatar

If only they were venomous.

RFK jr: Chickenshit

AJ Milne's avatar
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I meet all kinds of wildlife, mostly on trails in the park across the river. Billion year old shield rocks, foothills of the Laurentians, it’s pretty and lots lives there. Deer I dunno probably a dozen this year, some I had to pass pretty close, like maybe two metres away, trying not to spook them. Rabbits all the time, also in the city. An owl on a few memorable occasions. A coyote I kid you not literally just outside my office in a tech park. Haven’t seen a moose or a bear in a while or near here. Honestly kinda relieved about that. But I have met both.

It’s not just self preservation that I leave them alone and try to keep a little distance. It’s just fucking polite and why wouldn’t I? They live here too.

Knew guys like Whalejuice McDickhead most of my life. Gotta try to pick up the crocodile or whatever the fuck it is. Not that it’s causing any trouble, this is just dickheads thinking they’re showing off, I dunno, some kinda knuckle dragging imagined dominance display.

Dumbass grade school shit. Grow the fuck up. And let the snakes get it on.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Somehow, being at Dr. Oz' house is the icing on the cake to this story.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

***When Kennedy tweeted this video, he said that his wife Cheryl Hines was “cheerleading” his penis-wrangling of the snakes. Which must be why she says, “Why? Bobby, no.”***

That. Explains. A Lot.

EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, Drunkseth is comparing the shitbag to Lincoln and Washington.

Tom65's avatar

Weak. Miller will compare him to Jesus Christ.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

In the sense that they’re all rotted meat?

Schmannity's avatar

Trump is a quarter of an hour into a Cabinet meeting discourse on Reflecting Pool repairs

R. Riddle's avatar

Imagine how busy the editors were on "The Apprentice", cutting through miles of tape, week after week, to make him appear "normal".

EyeQueue's avatar

Those people need to be punished for treason. I'm sorry. This is at their feet.

EyeQueue's avatar

And it's ALL FUCKING LIES! ALL!

EyeQueue's avatar

"The Lincoln Memorial was built a little bit after the Lincoln War. It was filthy. It was Biden."

Take a goddamned dirt nap already, Spanky. The world would be better off. No one loves you. No one.

Carstonio's avatar

Anyone know if neo-Confederates use that term for the Civil War? Maryland’s old state song included a rant objecting to Abe suspending habeus corpus.

Tom65's avatar
3mEdited

Was the Lincoln War the one where George Washington sent planes to destroy the airports?

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Jesus. And here I was all excited because someone said he went to Camp David and naturally thought it was so they could hide his decaying ass.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Whoever wrote that NYT article should have to immediately return their diploma.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I’ve known more clueless reporters, but not many. Jesus, what a headline.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

"Also, New York Times, are we supposed to pick up snakes that are busy trying to make love? Just asking."

No, no we are not. Wild animals do not like being molested by giant, stupid mammals. It causes them stress and they can have adverse health reactions. For instance, a snake that's just eaten may regurgitate when stressed. This is VERY bad for the snake. If anyone cares.

Also, did you see Oz is out today talking about all the fraud that goes on in hospice care. Because they want to take that away from us, too.

Carstonio's avatar

What did you say, Oz is in hospice care?

RRJKR's avatar

Please< please Republicans, we beseech you!! Only run Trump endorsed candidates in the General Election this November

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

"He's speaking Parselmouth!"

"No, that's his actual voice."

"What the fuck!"

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

IS HE DOING IT RIGHT? Is that REALLY the takeaway we need to focus on here?

Carstonio's avatar

Where I live, the non-venomous snakes are territorial, helping to keep the venomous ones at bay. Dammit, Junior, they’re our friends! All they want is to eat a rodent once in a while and for us to leave them the hell alone!

Being released's avatar

Trump's holding another one of those "cabinet meetings" where everyone has to go around the room and say how great he is, you know, like the kind of meeting every normal boss holds.

Carstonio's avatar

The Monty Python film producer sketch comes to life.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

It is so bizarre what now passes for normal. Also, he is the weakest, neediest most pathetic little man in history.

EyeQueue's avatar

Everyone who normalized this needs the shit kicked out of them on the back end of this.

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

Now THAT'S what I like in an HHS secretary. REAL MAN STUFF like snake-handling, not woke garbage like keeping abreast of infectious disease. 'Cause abreast is WOMAN STUFF, and that is WEAK!!1!

Old guy named Bill (OGNB)'s avatar

I'd be really concerned about an RFK Jr. snakebite. There's no telling what toxin the snake might get.