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Sojourner44's avatar

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." Oscar Wilde

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Shalone's avatar

Anyone who considers voting for a convicted felon, rapist, who can’t even vote, needs their head examined.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I think he can vote as long as he's not in prison at the time. I welcome correction by someone who knows Florida law better than I do.

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Resource NW's avatar

He is going to dump millions of shares on the market at the same time as any sane analysis says he stock is worth pennies. This is not much different than the first tech bubble, except very localized and will probably not drag the rest of the market down with it.... probably./s

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FiveAcres's avatar

I've got to believe that the smart money has already unwound their positions in Truth Social.

A desperate FMG has already returned to the site formerly known as Twitter hoping to recapture his glory days when people in the GOP feared that he might tweet something adverse about them.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. When I remember the good that RFK Jr. did as an environmental lawyer, I get really sad to see what he became. He's a turd, but a dangerous one.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Maybe, just maybe, it was a brain worm.

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CitizenA's avatar

Glad I didn't waste too much of my life with Nicole Shanahan facts in my head, then. RFK remains a looming threat but a NECESSARY burr in all our saddles --- DO SOMETHING. NOW. TODAY. AND TOMORROW.

Trump could still win - EASILY - and famewhore that he is, he'd salivate to get a Kennedy name - "American royalty" especially to a 78-year-old - n his Cabinet. RFK Jr. at HHS would be a disaster. Trump might even find a place for Shanahan. She's not his type, and brings no minions, so her only human value to Trump is as an ATM machine (same role she plays for RFKJ), but since he's lazy and hates this country, he'd probably sell her any job title she wanted.

I don't know what qualification she brings to public service, unless our new foreign policy plan is to pay off foreign debt by having Nicole divorce our creditors.

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HerstoryRepeating's avatar

Welp, he’s out…campaign suspended, and endorsing Trump.

We are a clairvoyant lot, here!

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TerseNurse's avatar

Wait, for reals? Is this Oh-Fishal??

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Marcie Jones's avatar

MSNBC is reporting it says he’s going to announce it officially on Friday. Oh well, bon voyage!

https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/rfk-jr-to-drop-presidential-race-trump-rcna167602

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John S Smith's avatar

Jr's fake campaign was cooked up and funded by GOP operatives in the hopes that the Kennedy name would draw the votes of underinformed Democrats. It boomeranged when RFK Jr's's unhinged weirdness and sketchy personna polled better among likely pro-Trump Qanon loons, tinfoil hatters, and antivaxers than it did among confused Democrats. So the plug is getting pulled.

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Sojourner44's avatar

In a normal society, this guy would be inside a rubber room.

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eye8urcake's avatar

Oh my GOD, that these utter morons believe the Kennedy name has any modern political relevance to the younger and more progressive Democratic party is fucking wild. Talk about lead-head feet-in-the-past Boomer moment shit, for sure.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Some of us Boomers have been progressive Democrats for a lot longer than our young naysayers have been alive.

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eye8urcake's avatar

Yes, yes, obligatory 'not all Boomers' because even here, apparently required.

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Ella Hyland's avatar

I think the point is that the Youngs don't have an emotional attachment to the Kennedy name. I certainly don't and I'm in my 40s.

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eye8urcake's avatar

Same, and my husband is a Boomer himself with no attachment, but... Internet's gonna internet, and I forget everybody needs their reassurance that they're NOT THE BAD ONES, GUYZZZZ! when I make my snarky remarks.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

MAGAts are welcome to the Brain Worm and Elon’s former mistress. They fit right in with those weirdos.

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rmontcal's avatar

Was it the volume knob? Why separate knob? Why?!?

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

So I'm supposed to trust someone who apparently bumped uglies with FElon?

Shanalanadingdong and RFKjr should just elope.

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3FingerPete's avatar

She trusts American democracy in the hands of people who openly disdain American democracy.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Thiel has said democracy in incompatible with his idea of “freedom.”

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Regret's avatar

Somehow I get the feeling he doesn't mean something mild like "50% plus one vote isn't good enough, you should need a 70% majority for laws that may require violence to enforce."

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Personally I believe Thiel is incompatible with being an American.

Perhaps we should "Seastead" his ass into a lifeboat in the middle of the Atlantic.

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Revenant's avatar

without a paddle, radio or life vest.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Add to that no food or water.

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Question Cat's avatar

Wait a minute. I'll listen to his 911 theory. I still have some questions on that.

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Demodocus's avatar

I get that the family's still scarred by what happened to Aunt Rosemary, but they do need to keep somewhat closer tabs on this one than he's been getting.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

This guy gets more insufferable every hour.

Also, Trump isn’t suspicious of vaccines. He doesn’t care if babies die or if we all get polio-infused measles. He just wants that sweet 3% RFKJ might have to offer. Wishful thinking on my part, perhaps, but I suspect people ornery enough to vote for RFKJ would rather throw away their votes on some other loon than join the sheeple voting for one of the real candidates.

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