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Baconzgood's avatar

OT baconz never with ginger before.

Is it better shredded like some cheeses? Cut like garlic? julienneed? Should it go fried in the dish or raw?

Any suggestions. I dont want it to overpower the meal.

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"Dr. Robert Malone — ...loudly exited the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices on Tuesday, on the grounds that there was too much “drama” and no one appreciated his genius."

This is the guy for whom the word "flounce" was invented.

Khavrinen's avatar

Good news, everybody!! (/Professor Farnsworth voice)

Our "stable genius" President has found a *great* new way to spend nearly a billion dollars of our tax money: Paying a French company to NOT install a couple offshore wind farms ... that they were probably not going to finish, anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF2StvrYme0

Oy!'s avatar

El TACO tried to kill an offshore wind project here in MA. Fortunately a judge told him to fuck off.

[From what I have read about the French company, the $1 billion represents @ the amount they paid for the offshore leases - so the company is taking to the money to avoid the continued attacks by the TACO regime, and the added business costs that would entail]

SkeptiKC's avatar

I...am...SO angry about this.

[snarls VERY aggressively]

ALL kinds of furiously pissed OFF.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

and you - yes, you! - have made it to yrrrrrr midweek

smoking lamp

(it is lit nao!)

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Iran posts 25 million dollar bounty on donald trump if anyone is interested. I know the job market is rough right now.

https://www.iranintl.com/en/202603256203

Enter Ranting's avatar

Many people will do it for free.

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

Trump will claim he's worth more than that, but when he files his taxes, he'll undervalue the bounty.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Is that the very expensive gift he was talking about?

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

paging Boba Fett, Mr. Fett to the white courtesy phone, please.

SkeptiKC's avatar

It's stil a HELLUVA lot more than he's worth.

satch's avatar

Maybe if he's sold for parts? Oh who am I kidding?

satch's avatar

Do we have to go to Tehran to collect?

paul's avatar

Iran also said to the deployed Marines, "Come closer."

helenasgarden's avatar

I like their style!!!

paul's avatar

I think cooler heads need to prevail, but this is the timeline we're in.

Mysterysurf's avatar

$25 million dollar bounty? That's a lot of paper towels!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

The quicker picker upper.

UVB-76's avatar

It's about time someone put money on his head.

helenasgarden's avatar

And then something to show his worth- pennies on his eyes

paul's avatar

I hear there are sleeper cells in America...

Mike Wendling's avatar

Everyone please quit saying "coded" right now.

That "QAnon-coded" account is a QAnon account

Thank you for this story.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Actually, I was the inventor of the mRNA vaccine.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

I invented the dance that goes with it... everybody:

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Let me hear you now

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paperlesstiger's avatar

That's why I let you join the Deep State.

ciaobella's avatar

We are all mRNA vaccine creators, actually. Ask your immune system.

UVB-76's avatar

Nah mang you don't get cred for George Santos' accomplishments!!

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

George Santos Dumont, the inventor of the airplane!

satch's avatar

"It was inwented in Russia."

Pavel Chekov

SkeptiKC's avatar

That's Pavlov Chekov, comrade.

Fartknocker's avatar

What was it like working with George Santos?

Donald Laporte's avatar

"Exhausting. That fucker never shuts up."

UVB-76's avatar

Kinda surprised he didn't get shanked.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Be patient, comrade.

It's simply a matter of time.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

hed from my phone's news aggregator:

"are you sure you know what gaslighting is?"

surely there's a word for this...

Oy!'s avatar

[ ot ]

I have a 15 point plan. It's very pointy! Like a cactus! 🌵

paul's avatar

Birdseye view of this country- I don't think this stain will wash out no matter how much bleach is used.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Have you tried Ivermectin?

ciaobella's avatar

Even if we get our shit together here in the US, I don’t think the rest of the world is ever going to trust us again for at least a generation.

noname's avatar

You mean the stain, now that it's visible to the rest of the world? Like RSA in the 1980s, let's say?

paul's avatar

"Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Yes, The Stain.

noname's avatar

Instead of fighting it, as South Africans did? Because real, not fictional, people do prefer to survive, usually.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

What if we use the blood of tyrants?

Russell Jones's avatar

It is, after all, the Tree of Liberty's natural manure. :D

Baconzgood's avatar

OT.

Red wine, ginger pork with rosemary and buttered asparagus garlic and mushrooms.

Thats the idea. I hope it works. It may fail. Ill let you know. Theoretically it may work or crash like a German zeppelin.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Lady V does delicious things with red wine and pork...

Baconzgood's avatar

So....(insert smarmy snark that would have a drink thrown in baconz face)

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

oh, hush and pull up a chair to the table...

Baconzgood's avatar

Now BaconzIntrigued

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

We have a pork loin and asparagus for dinner. Housemate is marinating the pork in some kind of strawberry ginger marinade. I made pad thai last night so it's her turn.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

What time is dinner, and should I bring something?

Baconzgood's avatar

11PM (I eat late) Bring your single older sister.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

hey is laser shark still alive, what with punisher-logo-and-sunglasses-indoors dude :/ ??

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I am indeed still alive. Cos-play "G" man didn't stay very long. I think my Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ Ally sticker scared him away.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

how did I butcher your nym, though??

[I've just returned from a blood donation in real life, sooooo.... sorry, mate ]

NatalyaResists's avatar

Make sure to eat something. Back in my high school days, I volunteered for the school blood drive and got kicked out because I was eating all the snacks for the donors.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

heh

(and I always take home a few fig newton packs for to snack ;] )

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

and lede image serving 'most interesting man in the world' cosplay - has been noted, yes?

PaulDietzel's avatar

OT, but who gives a damn . . . Dear James Talarico, You may love that douchebag "pastor",

but I don't.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

He loves him so that we don't have to.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Press Corps Has Asked Trump 86 Questions This Week — But Zero About His Stunning ‘Glad He’s Dead’ Attack On Mueller

https://www.mediaite.com/analysis/press-corps-has-asked-trump-86-questions-this-week-but-zero-about-his-stunning-glad-hes-dead-attack-on-mueller/

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

Why bother asking him anything?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'd gasp but it'd require effort.