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Laura's avatar

I was ballerina Barbie. Graceful. Delicate. They had to go.

marcus816's avatar

I just hope he sticks the flounce the fuck out of here.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

β€œπ»π‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘π‘  π‘œπ‘“ β„Žπ‘œπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘  π‘œπ‘“ π‘’π‘›π‘π‘œπ‘šπ‘π‘’π‘›π‘ π‘Žπ‘‘π‘’π‘‘ π‘™π‘Žπ‘π‘œπ‘Ÿ, π‘–π‘›π‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘π‘–π‘π‘™π‘’ β„Žπ‘Žπ‘‘π‘’ π‘“π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘š π‘šπ‘Žπ‘›π‘¦ π‘žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘ , β„Žπ‘œπ‘ π‘‘π‘–π‘™π‘’ π‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘ , π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘›π‘Žπ‘™ π‘π‘–π‘π‘˜π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘›π‘”, π‘€π‘’π‘Žπ‘π‘œπ‘›π‘–π‘§π‘’π‘‘ π‘™π‘’π‘Žπ‘˜π‘–π‘›π‘”, π‘ π‘Žπ‘π‘œπ‘‘π‘Žπ‘”π‘’,”

Let's take a looksee, shall we?

Hundreds of hours of uncompensated labor. No Republican at this level does anything for nothing.

Incredible hate from many quarters. Those would be right wing quarters, right? Because political violence is a right wing phenomenon only.

Hostile press? In what universe?

Internal bickering. Okay, I'll give him this one.

Weaponized leaking. Dammit. Now, he's making me agree with him.

Sabotage. Goes without saying.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. So, it's Toast Malone. Bah, beeyotch.

Wondering Woman's avatar

I think life was better when I didn't know these people existed. It's exhausting just reading about them. Although Wonkette is crushing it in the storytelling department!

Hollysdower's avatar

β€œHundreds of hours of uncompensated labor, incredible hate from many quarters, hostile press, internal bickering, weaponized leaking, sabotage,” he added. β€œI have better things to do.”

Hundreds of hours of uncompensated labor?! I don't think you did much labor, bitch. But all the contractors, lawyers (ew) and even ICE agents who did actual labor and weren't compensated would like to slap the hell out of you.

Kay Ducky's avatar

As I'm sure he's never personally been told, What a dick.

Twig's avatar

Your way off the mark on Dr Malone! He can Prove He was the original inventor of mRNA! Deep State has said things to try & discredit him but he can prove it! Big pharma doesn’t like people who speak the truth!

Ill-Advised's avatar

The ass was also uncompensated, and it's still braying about it.

Hollysdower's avatar

What was his labor? Calling acts and trying to book them? Approving Trump's marble armrests? No actual labor took place.

Jen has Puce Sarcasms's avatar

tweeting conspiracy theories apparently. On our dime.

Hollysdower's avatar

But I thought Kenny Rogers was dead!

Michael Bowen's avatar

I prefer to have it broken into four syllables: mar-KWA-nee-ay

Hollysdower's avatar

Like how assholes kept saying "Zohran KWAME Mamdani" as if "Kwame" is the most offensive part of his name, much like "Barack HUSSEIN Obama".

mar-KWA-nee-ay. I like it.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Follow the law? What a wacky idea. I can’t believe no one in this regime thought of that before.

No seriously, it always amazes me that these dipshits always lose not because the courts tell them they can’t do their evil shit, but that they just went about doing their evil shit the wrong way.

If they actually followed the correct procedures for firing people, changing regulations, and/or gutting programs that benefit working Americans, they could accomplish so much more evil than they have.

Sherry's avatar

To quote Monty Python, "What a strange person". Where do they find all these drama queens?

Wondering Woman's avatar

I believe there must be internet salons for their ilk.

"M"'s avatar

Rick Grenell makes them in a lab

satch's avatar

"Dr. Robert Malone β€” ...loudly exited the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices on Tuesday, on the grounds that there was too much β€œdrama” and no one appreciated his genius."

This is the guy for whom the word "flounce" was invented.

Khavrinen's avatar

Good news, everybody!! (/Professor Farnsworth voice)

Our "stable genius" President has found a *great* new way to spend nearly a billion dollars of our tax money: Paying a French company to NOT install a couple offshore wind farms ... that they were probably not going to finish, anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF2StvrYme0

Oy!'s avatar

El TACO tried to kill an offshore wind project here in MA. Fortunately a judge told him to fuck off.

[From what I have read about the French company, the $1 billion represents @ the amount they paid for the offshore leases - so the company is taking to the money to avoid the continued attacks by the TACO regime, and the added business costs that would entail]

SkeptiKC's avatar

I...am...SO angry about this.

[snarls VERY aggressively]

ALL kinds of furiously pissed OFF.