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Thanx.

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He did. A bad heroin habit in his youth.

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He was a client when he was with Waterkeeper. Editing his input to expert reports was challenging.

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His daddy sucked off Fascists, too. Roy Cohn and Joe McCarthy, for example.

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Already happening.

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JFK slept with a Nazi spy until his father broke them up.

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Maybe Rosemary was and that's why Joe fried her brain.

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Our involvement in Viet Nam was triggered by the Dulles brothers and Ike's cowardice in not shitcanning both of them.

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They're ALL creepy.

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The DNC? HAH!

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May I occasionally use "bug-eyed banshee bints"when appropriate?

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Lithium's medical properties were discovered when a new town well in Mineral Wells, TX made the town crazy lady get sane. They used to evaporate the water and sell the remainder as "Crazy Water Crystals", which became a HUGE industry in the '30's.

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Waffle House libel.

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Snakefish do it to everything they find, One big bite out of the middle. Often not bothering to eat it.

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They're worse than useless.

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