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Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

"Have a week."

Let's not and say we did, okay, Michael?

Lisa's avatar

"frog-throated fuckbonnet". I so needed this today. Many thanks.

Antifa Commander's avatar

So is he going to do anything about our fluster epidemic or not?

Zyxomma's avatar
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Ta, MM. Perhaps Brainworm is not just the most embarrassing member of that branch of the Kennedy clan, but perhaps the most embarrassing person named Robert (yes, I know Bork).

Speaking of bork and its use as a noun and verb, I was today years old when my husband told me of an interesting word added to the dictionary in the year of my birth: WONK!

AJ Milne's avatar

Still kinda suspect RFKJ is a giant Covid virus in a skin suit.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

I suspect that he might be a canned clam.

AJ Milne's avatar

Well, definitely a monster, anyway.

VwllssWndr's avatar

This crackpot reminds me of those born again assholes who abandoned their lives of debauchery and now try to force compliance on everyone else. RFK stopped shooting up, so now he doesn't want anyone else using needles, either.

ames's avatar

Except peptides. He knows those are awesome!

I wonder if the milk-drinking in the horrifying Kid Rock workout video was some peptide shout-out that I can't hear?

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I guess that whole Fauci thing has given the wingnuts permission to drag all the LOCKDOWN and COVID and VACCINE shit back up. Wingnut Bro posted some study about how during the flu pandemic in 1918 they found that letting people sit outside in the sun was somewhat beneficial AND INSTEAD WE LOCKED EVERYONE IN THEIR HOMES WITH RECIRCULATED AIR...like, I don't remember being LOCKED IN MY HOME, or BEING PREVENTED from going outside. I also don't think FLU and COVID are the same thing, dumbass.

VwllssWndr's avatar

That was the entire point. Midterms are coming up; need to terrify people about FREEEDUMBS they might lose if they vote for Demonrats.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

And, the knowledge of influenza back then was maybe 1% of what is known now.

I just ignore the "neener neener" crowd because it's not worth it.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I distinctly remember taking daily walks. Outside. Mr S and I got pretty creative coming up with walks where we were less likely to encounter people.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Bobby Brain Worm is second most dangerous cabinet member of this regime. He’s only second because he hasn’t blown up an entire girls school yet.

Antifa Commander's avatar

*cough* Musk *cough*

Zyxomma's avatar

His body count is lower, so far. 83 people died in the Samoan measles outbreak, most of them children.

VwllssWndr's avatar

I suspect they have a scoreboard to keep track of how many people they've helped murder.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

"Dana, honey, let me mansplain virology to you."

Rachael's avatar

She was probably just getting hysterical because it was her 'time of the month'. You know how we girls can be.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Blood coming out of her wherever!

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

If it isn't her time of the month, then she's having one of those menopause moments.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Does heroine fuck up your skin and your voice that badly or has he been living in one of those old airport smoking lounges?

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“Dana, you probably don't understand this because you're not a scientist.”

Oh the infinite knowledge of old white men. I mean seriously…some of us know when to STFU.

John Thorstensen's avatar

As a matter a fact, I AM a scientist -- an astrophysicist, no less! --- and also an old white man! -- Go me!

But I do not assume I know virology and epidemiology. But I have some idea of what these subjects entail, and what it likes to acquire expertise in science, and I trust that my colleagues over in the med school who think about this ALL THE TIME understand it a helluva lot better than I do, and MUCH better than your average psychopathic attention-whore HHS secretary.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“I know your flustered now”

What lame ass book did he read that “power move” line in?

Reminds me of the wife in DTF St Louis purposely going “Will you speak up please!”

PrimerGray's avatar

Can we have A.I. Lindsey on instead of this guy?

JanuaryClaire's avatar

My local theater is in old building that once went by the Hobbs Building. And every time I see the name, I think it's missing !!s

PrimerGray's avatar

Spelled like it sounds, which in his kittenhood was me yelling at him all the time. He's going to be 18 in about a week. He's lost most of his hearing so me yelling Hobbs!! does nothing but make me wistful.

satch's avatar

TFG really wanted those church pews full for Easter, 2020, when the virus would magically disappear.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Like a miracle.

PrimerGray's avatar

It will go away with the heat, by April it will all disappear.

Martin Shobe's avatar

You'll have good numbers if you stop testing.

josephebacon's avatar

Trump angrily says that big oil companies like Cheron and ExxonMobil are "making too much money ... I'm not happy about it"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3ms74eidy2d2e

He's angry because he's not getting a kickback from them...

VwllssWndr's avatar

I'm sure all of those free-market conservatives will be unhappy HAHAHAHA

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“The boss wants this money.”

InMyRoom's avatar

They need to buy lots of Trumpcoins and donate to something he is building.