RFK Jr's neo-Nazis, Greg Abbott's murder buoys get a reprieve, as do Lindsey and Mike. Wonkette news roundup!
Welcome to our evening news roundup! We begin with the age-old question: Why do all these neo-Nazis keep sucking RFK Jr.’s dick?
RFK Jr. Gives Speech To Crowd Containing German Neo-Nazis, Sues Blogger For Noticing
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has a problem. Okay, more than one. Okay, way more than one. But specifically we’re talking about his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination. Which is going poorly! According to the Real Clear Politics polling average
Update from our GET BENT GREG ABBOTT nice time yesterday, it is … less nice!
Greg Abbott's Murder Buoys Can Stay (For Now, Will Probably Have To Go Soon)
On Wednesday, a federal judge ordered the state of Texas to remove the giant barrier buoys it had set up in the Rio Grande, on the grounds that they block navigation on the river and are a “threat to human life.”
Whoa nelly, looks like the grand jury wanted to charge Michael Flynn and Lindsey Graham too. They should get down on their knees and kiss DA Fani Willis’s feet for having declined to indict them.
Again, THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW BEFORE.
Don’t know about you, but I could use a drink.
Don’t forget to visit with Robyn over the weekend, and I’ll see you cats bright and early for Tabs, Monday a.m.!