Only three types of human come from Rhode Island: Portuguese people; descendants of fancy old-money white people with comical names like "Claiborne"; and dope fiends. A new study proves it! Rhode Island is officially the state with the highest rate of illicit drug use, which is sort of sad when you consider it also has one of the highest unemployment rates. But with no work to do, how else is a person going to pass the time? Plus! Rhode Island's convenient location along the I-95 corridor between Boston and New York -- combined with its relatively mild summer climate and pleasant beaches -- makes it the perfect place to stop off and do some blow.
Rhode Island Is #1 ... In Drugs!
Rhode Island Is #1 ... In Drugs!
Rhode Island Is #1 ... In Drugs!
Only three types of human come from Rhode Island: Portuguese people; descendants of fancy old-money white people with comical names like "Claiborne"; and dope fiends. A new study proves it! Rhode Island is officially the state with the highest rate of illicit drug use, which is sort of sad when you consider it also has one of the highest unemployment rates. But with no work to do, how else is a person going to pass the time? Plus! Rhode Island's convenient location along the I-95 corridor between Boston and New York -- combined with its relatively mild summer climate and pleasant beaches -- makes it the perfect place to stop off and do some blow.