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SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

Which is the same water but processed and shipped with a huge greenhouse footprint. So yeah, that'd work.

Cyrus Zyler's avatar

I don't get how none of this is Obama's fault.

Mark in the IE's avatar

The plants are $1Bn each...Dago is getting two or three.

IQdaRadical Thinker's avatar

When I had to move from California to the UK, I was depressed because I felt like I got kicked out.

I now live in Scotland, where there is no water shortage, and there won't be for a long time.

Not so depressed any more...

tubuc's avatar

Can we kill them now? (With votes of course)

Lord-Nash's avatar

Wow, that is pretty negative, Nancy.

Lord-Nash's avatar

Seems like if you were coordinated enough, you could do both at the same time.

JAWs's avatar

That picture is probably what trophy wife # 5 will look like.

Lord-Nash's avatar

What is this, CaliShack?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Can't say 'when' - I canNOT believe how much rust repair the Studebaker needs - but when we make it out your way we'll be by. The whole area seems too beautiful NOT to visit.

Hyperspherical_Cow's avatar

Why don't they just get their water shipped in and stick it to the man? Seeing as how they are willing to pay for it and all.

JAWs's avatar

Here a charming little bon mot that Wonkette didn't highlight. From the article:

“I’m a conservative, so this is strange, but I defend Barbra Streisand’s right to have a green lawn,” said Yuhas, who splits his time between Rancho Santa Fe and Los Angeles. “When we bought, we didn’t plan on getting a place that looks like we’re living in an African savanna.”

Yes we certainly don't want to look like a place that black people might live in. And why do those...those...freedom hater think that buying a house in a hot dry climate meant we were expecting to live in a savanna?

JAWs's avatar

He is fond of referring to his watering hose with Charlton Heston’s famous quote about guns: “They’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

Somehow I get the feeling that guy has his "hose" in his "cold dead hands" a lot.

Oh and let's make believe that he does any of his own watering and that it's not a tasks that's delegated to so undocumented worker.

Charles Wolf's avatar

Gee Zeus, could you be any more of a Buzz Kill.