You may have heard that California is all out of water. Again. This is a thing that happens frequently -- not because of abortion , or pagans , or Obama's policies on Israel -- but because the state is mostly a desert and does not make enough water to support California's addiction to perfectly manicured lawns, swimming pools, and
Can't say 'when' - I canNOT believe how much rust repair the Studebaker needs - but when we make it out your way we'll be by. The whole area seems too beautiful NOT to visit.
Here a charming little bon mot that Wonkette didn't highlight. From the article:
“I’m a conservative, so this is strange, but I defend Barbra Streisand’s right to have a green lawn,” said Yuhas, who splits his time between Rancho Santa Fe and Los Angeles. “When we bought, we didn’t plan on getting a place that looks like we’re living in an African savanna.”
Yes we certainly don't want to look like a place that black people might live in. And why do those...those...freedom hater think that buying a house in a hot dry climate meant we were expecting to live in a savanna?
Aotk.
Which is the same water but processed and shipped with a huge greenhouse footprint. So yeah, that'd work.
I don't get how none of this is Obama's fault.
Derp.
The plants are $1Bn each...Dago is getting two or three.
When I had to move from California to the UK, I was depressed because I felt like I got kicked out.
I now live in Scotland, where there is no water shortage, and there won't be for a long time.
Not so depressed any more...
Can we kill them now? (With votes of course)
Wow, that is pretty negative, Nancy.
Seems like if you were coordinated enough, you could do both at the same time.
That picture is probably what trophy wife # 5 will look like.
What is this, CaliShack?
Can't say 'when' - I canNOT believe how much rust repair the Studebaker needs - but when we make it out your way we'll be by. The whole area seems too beautiful NOT to visit.
Why don't they just get their water shipped in and stick it to the man? Seeing as how they are willing to pay for it and all.
Here a charming little bon mot that Wonkette didn't highlight. From the article:
“I’m a conservative, so this is strange, but I defend Barbra Streisand’s right to have a green lawn,” said Yuhas, who splits his time between Rancho Santa Fe and Los Angeles. “When we bought, we didn’t plan on getting a place that looks like we’re living in an African savanna.”
Yes we certainly don't want to look like a place that black people might live in. And why do those...those...freedom hater think that buying a house in a hot dry climate meant we were expecting to live in a savanna?
He is fond of referring to his watering hose with Charlton Heston’s famous quote about guns: “They’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”
Somehow I get the feeling that guy has his "hose" in his "cold dead hands" a lot.
Oh and let's make believe that he does any of his own watering and that it's not a tasks that's delegated to so undocumented worker.
Gee Zeus, could you be any more of a Buzz Kill.