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Um, a Reisner?

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... but will she make sammiches?

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WEEEE'RE PERSECUTED! Maybe they can form The Log Stalag Republicans. March around with their heads shaved, wear sackcloth and pink triangles, the whole three-part miniseries.

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You don't see the long con as often as you used to.

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Or directly to the Fund for Israel to Expropriate Palestinian Lands, Jobs, and Lives. Because Israel is so very welcoming of Teh Ghey.

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Sorry. "People who do not pay much attention to politics" and "People who throw fundraising parties for announced presidential candidates" are two circles in the Venn diagram with zero overlap.

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$$$$$

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Well with Dracula for a father, she's not likely to say otherwise. But who knows what lever she pulls inside the voting booth.

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I will believe them when they throw a fundraiser for Hillary, who actually supports gay rights.

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MASSIVE win. Wasn't there a really horrible Al Pacino movie about Ted Cruz?

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These dudes have some scandal. An engineering student died of an overdose in their apartment and Reisner was busted driving under the influence of Ambien. TedCruzghazi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/...

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I've got no snark, no humor. These morons knew exactly what they were getting into and didn't give a fat, wet shit. "I didn't understand Cruz's positions on gay rights"? Couple things, there, asshole: (1) There is only one position Teddy Cruz holds on gay rights, and far more importantly (2) Did you not see the R after his name?

The New York Gay Men's Chorus, Urban Bear, and all other groups should still boycott and change their venues. A couple of apologies and everything's all better? Hell fucking no.

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Clearly we now know this important bit of math for wealthy gays:

Tax cuts > civil rights

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Turd-les all the way up.

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Rich gay Republicans are such babies...http://weknowmemes.com/wp-c...

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"That’s probably a mistake no rich gay Republicans will make again"

LOL. Were you referring to those gay LIBERTARIAN billionaires funding Ted Cruz and his fellow Teanut Fundie Legislators? Asking for a friend:

"Reminder: [Libertarian Billionaire] Peter Thiel Is Ted Cruz's Gay Billionaire Ally"http://valleywag.gawker.com...

Yes, the very same Libertarian Peter Thiel of Silicon Valley fame, writing for Libertarian Cato Unbound about the twin evils of women's suffrage and democratic governance amid his nostalgic prose pining for the glory days of the Depression Era:http://www.cato-unbound.org...

Do we detect a pattern here?

"The Koch Brothers’ Fake Libertarianism: War, Forced Pregnancies, and Homophobia"http://www.vice.com/read/th...

"Libertarian [Billionaire] Scaife” and His Religious Right Legacy"http://www.politicalresearc...

The 'Libertarian' Party & the Religious Right: History 101: http://thepoliticalspectato...

Bonus Material, courtesy Silicon Valley's Pando Daily: Rand Paul Edition:"Homophobia, racism and the Kochs: San Francisco’s tech-libertarian “Reboot” conference is a cesspool"http://pando.com/2014/07/18...

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