28 Comments
User's avatar
Spurning Beer's avatar

"What Jesus fails to recognize is that it's the meek that are the problem...."

-Reg of the People's Front of Judea

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Did he yell that in Eyetalian? Because profanity hahas?

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

I want a savior who won't drive me crazy?

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Strictly speaking, he or she hasn't yet learned the answer to that.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Give a man a miraculous fish, and he will misinterpret everything you say.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Shame you can't introduce them to GODS RPG.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Second. I know Trix liked it, but I thought it was pretty stupid. That's art.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Sharon Stone, honest? I heard Bette Midler do that gag, but I'm sure it's been around for a while.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Apparently, it's pre-stigmatized, so easy peasy.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

I have to admit, "Jesus Homeless Christ" makes more sense than "Jesus Hussein Christ".

Expand full comment
TundraGrifter's avatar

And if it was Sophie Tucker's...Although I doubt she said "Mud will be flung tonight!"

Expand full comment
Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but the Devil wears Prada

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You'd win that bet! I heard a story about it over the weekend, where New Pope saw the a mock up of the statue (full size to be donated somewhere .. Pope-y?) and he silently placed his hands on the stigmata on Jesus' feet, and prayed.

THEN HE YELLED "GET A JOB YA BUM, YER DISTURBING YOUR BETTERS"

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That Marilyn statue is pretty terrible, especially how it forces everyone to live in Roger Ailes' dream land.

Expand full comment
TundraGrifter's avatar

"Did you every get picked up by the fuzz?

"Did it hurt?"

~ Sharon Stone

Expand full comment
TundraGrifter's avatar

Speaking of bad public art - that rubber statue of the sleepwalker in his underwear they dumped onto the campus of the all-women school still gets my vote.

Expand full comment