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'merica fuck yeah!

sigh.

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While I agree wholeheartedly about AB, I have to take issue with your comments about his followers.

They are the worst, the lowest form of human scum to ever drag their knuckles across mother Earth. These mouth breathing, dorito gumming sacks of failure and bile are the fuel that keeps evil bastards like Breitbart, Beck, Palin, and the rest afloat. The more they hurt, the more they taste the lash, the more they will blame an "other" while voting with the ballot and the dollar for the overseer who holds the whip.

There's a Godwin card here and I'm going to throw that motherfucker down:

Without the masses of followers, the torchlight parades, the Nuremberg rallies, Hitler would have been an annoying little prick that everyone laughed at and eventually ignored.

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(...shhh....I'm trying to make their heads explode....)

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This is somewhat off-topic, but Andrew Breitbart is a nose-picking bed-wetter with back acne and horrible breath, a scabby, syphilitic parasite on the throat of society.

His supporters, however, are thoughtful and generous individuals with tremendous personal integrity, whose every act is based in the teachings and example of Jesus of Nazareth.

[Now we sit back and wait for the reaction....]

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It's like our masters aren't even <i>pretending</i> to give a shit about the rest of the country anymore. Plus...mutherfucking PLUS, the "rest" of the country are the ones that voted for these evil fuckers in the first place.

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