Matthew Bevin, a "Louisville millionaire and tea party favorite," announced yesterday that he will pursue a primary challenge against Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Galapagos). While Bevins is a complete unknown who has never run for office before, McConnell may nonetheless be in for a fight because there is bipartisan agreement that
In other news, the Bavarian Tea Party today announced its primary challenger to incumbent Fuhrer Adolf Hitler, who is seen as simply too soft on communism...
I'm operating on the assumption that one or the other of these dickwads will be in the Senate and will spend all his time there moving further to the right in any tiny way that's still possible. Because I'm a friendly person, I've drawn up a list of useful talking points for the primary:
1. Ask why your opponent has failed to make Kentucky a one-party state. 2. Warn the voters that your opponent intends to make Kentucky a one-party state. 3. Come up with a cool-looking salute. 4. Has your opponent <i>really</i> read Ayn Rand? Even <i>Anthem&lt;/&gt;? Hah, you lie! No one has actually read <i>Anthem&lt;/&gt;. 5. Health care, clean water, and unprocessed foods all promote a cult of strength; they are therefore fascist. Your opponent has not done enough to encourage fracking in Kentucky. 6. As senator, you will refuse to serve on any committee that is not about Kentucky. 7. Promise to conquer Abyssinia. </i></i>
...at which point Mitch McConnel did <a href=" http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=uZSGhy4vfxc " target="_blank"><strong>THIS</strong></a> after blowing his political load.
especially since they&#039;re all post dated checks that will bounce
did Anthony Weiner show up?
I thought Nebraska was the cornholer state...
In other news, the Bavarian Tea Party today announced its primary challenger to incumbent Fuhrer Adolf Hitler, who is seen as simply too soft on communism...
Actually, I read <i>Anthem</i>. It was better than her other shit, in that it was much shorter.
Seriously, it might be net. Approve - disapprove.
I hope he is half the man Tim James was. This matters to me.
Duz it to you?
&quot;Who is Matt Bevin&quot;
Is he trying to out-Galt Galt?
<i>That&rsquo;s nearly as bold an agenda as McConnell&rsquo;s vow to never pass any legislation</i>
FTFY.
I&#039;m operating on the assumption that one or the other of these dickwads will be in the Senate and will spend all his time there moving further to the right in any tiny way that&#039;s still possible. Because I&#039;m a friendly person, I&#039;ve drawn up a list of useful talking points for the primary:
1. Ask why your opponent has failed to make Kentucky a one-party state. 2. Warn the voters that your opponent intends to make Kentucky a one-party state. 3. Come up with a cool-looking salute. 4. Has your opponent <i>really</i> read Ayn Rand? Even <i>Anthem&lt;/&gt;? Hah, you lie! No one has actually read <i>Anthem&lt;/&gt;. 5. Health care, clean water, and unprocessed foods all promote a cult of strength; they are therefore fascist. Your opponent has not done enough to encourage fracking in Kentucky. 6. As senator, you will refuse to serve on any committee that is not about Kentucky. 7. Promise to conquer Abyssinia. </i></i>
Yes, Virginia, there are people who think that Bitch McConnell hasn&#039;t been obstructionist <em>enough</em>.
Old-Age Mutant Ninja Turtle fight!
Just when you think Mitch is the worst turd in the outhouse along comes &quot;a Tea Party Favorite&quot;.
...at which point Mitch McConnel did <a href=" http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=uZSGhy4vfxc " target="_blank"><strong>THIS</strong></a> after blowing his political load.
Kentucky - the great state of tea baggin&#039; and corn holin&#039;