Tom DeLay is back in court today for the "sentencing phase" of his trial. Although DeLay "faces up to life in prison on the money laundering charge and up to 20 years on the conspiracy charge," he is also "white" and "eligible for probation." And apparently many Experts believe he will receive probation. Haha, oh fuck. It would be simply beguiling if Tom DeLay spent even a week in prison, but
Cheney famously said if a threat had 1% chance of success, we should act as if it's a certainty. But with climate change the near certainty of its occurring was regarded by the Bushies as a 1% possibility.
Even if he is sentenced to prison, I can assure you Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair Perry will pardon this bitch. But what irony because even if pardoned, he's still a convicted felon so this fucker can't vote. One less fucknut voting Reputard who lives in Fort Bend County, right down the road from another fuckatard, Representative Ted Poe.
gaw! those DWTS professional dancers get some pretty gnarly assignments.
<i>&quot;I can&#039;t be remorseful for something I don&#039;t think I did,&quot; DeLay said.</i>
The judge thinks you did it. So there. Why do you hate America?
Secret Lithuanian rape prison?
wouldn&#039;t it be nice if a &#039;gotcha&#039; moment actually resulted in GETTING one of these tools?
I expect he&#039;s out somewhere getting his fartbox tongue-punched in order to take his mind off the horror.
Cheney famously said if a threat had 1% chance of success, we should act as if it&#039;s a certainty. But with climate change the near certainty of its occurring was regarded by the Bushies as a 1% possibility.
Now watch this drive.
Even if he is sentenced to prison, I can assure you Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair Perry will pardon this bitch. But what irony because even if pardoned, he&#039;s still a convicted felon so this fucker can&#039;t vote. One less fucknut voting Reputard who lives in Fort Bend County, right down the road from another fuckatard, Representative Ted Poe.
Blue Dawg Democrat in Austin
How long till Gitmo is a tourist attraction?
The American People are demanding an end to the job-killing Obamaphedrine Meth Tracking law!
And clammy hands.