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fuflans's avatar

gaw! those DWTS professional dancers get some pretty gnarly assignments.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>"I can't be remorseful for something I don't think I did," DeLay said.</i>

The judge thinks you did it. So there. Why do you hate America?

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Secret Lithuanian rape prison?

fuflans's avatar

wouldn't it be nice if a 'gotcha' moment actually resulted in GETTING one of these tools?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I expect he's out somewhere getting his fartbox tongue-punched in order to take his mind off the horror.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Cheney famously said if a threat had 1% chance of success, we should act as if it's a certainty. But with climate change the near certainty of its occurring was regarded by the Bushies as a 1% possibility.

Now watch this drive.

Fartknocker's avatar

Even if he is sentenced to prison, I can assure you Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair Perry will pardon this bitch. But what irony because even if pardoned, he's still a convicted felon so this fucker can't vote. One less fucknut voting Reputard who lives in Fort Bend County, right down the road from another fuckatard, Representative Ted Poe.

Blue Dawg Democrat in Austin

Rarian Rakista's avatar

How long till Gitmo is a tourist attraction?

Spurning Beer's avatar

The American People are demanding an end to the job-killing Obamaphedrine Meth Tracking law!