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Bezoar's avatar

A lot of times I sign off with "Fuck You".

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Now that I see it again, I realize it's a lost verse from Poe's poem:

"But our love it was stronger by far than the love Of those who were older than we- Of many far wiser than we- And neither the angels in heaven above, Nor the demons down under the sea, Can ever dissever my soul from the soul Of the beautiful Annabel Lee."

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I always thought he was singing "...'scuse me, while I kiss this guy", which made fine sense to me back then.

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The French probably have just the right word for the peculiar disgustingness of the whole thing, and the supposed 50 takes it took to get it.

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Thank you, on behalf of Radio Free Oz, and Ralph's Spoilsport Motors.

bobbert's avatar

He's in the State of Persistent Vegetation.

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<i>And what is : )? Please, someone, help me.</i>

It's an unbalanced colon, Dickie, just like you.

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Andy Rooney rediculose.

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"Please, someone, help me."

Have you fallen, Richard Cohen, and you can't get up?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not to mention- who are they maintaining those relationships with? Perhaps all those menfolk that won't let them succeed? Shouldn't those menfolk also be making some sort of effort at maintaining those relationships or is that considered wimmen's work?

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and not as batshitinsane as Jenny

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I'll be happy to send him one...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and George Will thinks about baseball

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are you sure she's not?

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there's a reason this douchebag always ends up in the top ten of Alex Pareene's list...