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I don't picture him venturing out into public often. Real people tend to accentuate how clueless his compulsive navel-gazing really is.

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I blame Forest Gump for the relentless spate of stupidity that plagues our country.

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or at least a scorpion encased in acrylic

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They may go berserk at any time.

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Oh nose.

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bolo ties

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I'm certainly afraid . . .

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=9F8QM3tjkTE" target="_blank">For them that ain't heard it yet. </a> "The poor stay poor, the rich get rich."

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I like your optimism.

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so I'm guessing that if any of the office supplies at WaPo come up missing, it's only prudent to gun down Eugene Robinson as he walks in the front door,

because you know...

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Plain black hoodie is Jax Teller's usual choice too, but he's... less threatening?

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Cohen is convinced that Z meant well.

So that's nice.

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/true story

Pixels, too.

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Or just gun 'em down, because they're threatening to do it again?

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"I'm not racist, I just believe and say racist things"

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The only kind victim that can't be blamed is the imaginary kind.

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