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Chris Grrr's avatar

I don't picture him venturing out into public often. Real people tend to accentuate how clueless his compulsive navel-gazing really is.

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diogenez's avatar

I blame Forest Gump for the relentless spate of stupidity that plagues our country.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or at least a scorpion encased in acrylic

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PubOption's avatar

They may go berserk at any time.

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PubOption's avatar

Oh nose.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

bolo ties

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm certainly afraid . . .

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=9F8QM3tjkTE" target="_blank">For them that ain't heard it yet. </a> "The poor stay poor, the rich get rich."

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I like your optimism.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so I'm guessing that if any of the office supplies at WaPo come up missing, it's only prudent to gun down Eugene Robinson as he walks in the front door,

because you know...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Plain black hoodie is Jax Teller's usual choice too, but he's... less threatening?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Cohen is convinced that Z meant well.

So that's nice.

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Shypixel's avatar

/true story

Pixels, too.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Or just gun 'em down, because they're threatening to do it again?

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SullivanSt's avatar

"I'm not racist, I just believe and say racist things"

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SullivanSt's avatar

The only kind victim that can't be blamed is the imaginary kind.

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