Richard Simmons And Anne Murray Want You To Believe In Yourself!
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Happy Weekend Wonketeers!
This week, your present is a very lovely duet between fitness icon Richard Simmons and Anne Murray, both of whom you may recall from 1990s/2000s infomercials and commercials, in which they sing about believing in yourself and also your dreams on a cruise ship.
Richard Simmons seems like he must the absolute kindest person on the planet, so I am glad it turned out that he is not being held hostage by his housekeeper and I truly hope that he is doing okay!
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For all the homophobic jokes about Richard Simmons, I never heard of him being an asshole or doing anything wrong. He was ridiculous and simple and genuine and he never seemed to give AF. Good for him.
Showing a ten year old girl how to use GIMP to photoshop me into the bad art in the flat has been fun.
"And now we'll do color matching!"
She was fascinated and laughing at lot.
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