Here is a fun little follow-up to a story we first told you about over a year ago.
You win all the upfists!!
Because of course he would know that it was harmless because he knows . . . um . . . nevermind, Judge. Carry on.
I subscribe to the second jumpsuit theory.
Wanna know what I think? I think it was the Charlie Hodge impersonator who slipped it into Elvis' towel....
Flying Elvis libul! ! 1!
"Faulkner meets Hiaasen" is closer to the mark. I guess some people are so profoundly dimwitted that they can't find their way to Florida.
...when all the evidence points to his being perfectly normal. Yup.
You win all the upfists!!
Because of course he would know that it was harmless because he knows . . . um . . . nevermind, Judge. Carry on.
I subscribe to the second jumpsuit theory.
Wanna know what I think? I think it was the Charlie Hodge impersonator who slipped it into Elvis' towel....
Flying Elvis libul! ! 1!
"Faulkner meets Hiaasen" is closer to the mark. I guess some people are so profoundly dimwitted that they can't find their way to Florida.
...when all the evidence points to his being perfectly normal. Yup.