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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Because of course he would know that it was harmless because he knows . . . um . . . nevermind, Judge. Carry on.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I subscribe to the second jumpsuit theory.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wanna know what I think? I think it was the Charlie Hodge impersonator who slipped it into Elvis' towel....

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Faulkner meets Hiaasen" is closer to the mark. I guess some people are so profoundly dimwitted that they can't find their way to Florida.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

...when all the evidence points to his being perfectly normal. Yup.