Rick Gates, BOY WONDER! Here's a PSA, kids: DO NOT LIE TO THE FBI.No, not even if you really don't want to tell the truth and are pretty sure you're smarter than Johnny Law. Just don't. Like, EVER. Exhibit A: Rick Gates, who has just pleaded guilty to conspiracy against the United States and making a False Statement to the FBI.
Put them up in a nice, gated community. Derp Fuhrer probably won't realize exactly where "Trump DMZ" will be located until it's too late. He probably thinks it sounds like some fancy Korean concept community. And, besides, everything with Trump in the name is just beautiful, the best, really.They can put up a three-hole course and tell him it's 18. He'll drive over a mine before he gets through the second hole so he'll never realize it was only partially completed. And, for once, contractors can screw him by not completing the work for which he won't pay them, anyway.
Y'all aren't hearing me (possibly because I wrote this comment while completely trashed). I'm not saying lying to the FBI isn't a crime, I know it is, I'm saying lying to the FBI shouldn't be a crime (and I don't think perjury should be a crime either). It's just another way that we over-criminalize everything in an attempt to force people who may have wanted to exercise their constitutional right to a trial into a guilty plea. Good for the Mueller investigation (which is an important good), sure, but bad overall.
I'm glad it's a crime.
Same difference. At least to them.
That was a great Johnny Cash album!
Put them up in a nice, gated community. Derp Fuhrer probably won't realize exactly where "Trump DMZ" will be located until it's too late. He probably thinks it sounds like some fancy Korean concept community. And, besides, everything with Trump in the name is just beautiful, the best, really.They can put up a three-hole course and tell him it's 18. He'll drive over a mine before he gets through the second hole so he'll never realize it was only partially completed. And, for once, contractors can screw him by not completing the work for which he won't pay them, anyway.
From your keyboard to muellers inbox.
"Did somebody say Bottom?"Wm. Shakespeare
She's bisexual, so it's not like she doesn't have options.
Dennis Quaid played a thinly-disguised Dubya in American Dreamz.
Y'all aren't hearing me (possibly because I wrote this comment while completely trashed). I'm not saying lying to the FBI isn't a crime, I know it is, I'm saying lying to the FBI shouldn't be a crime (and I don't think perjury should be a crime either). It's just another way that we over-criminalize everything in an attempt to force people who may have wanted to exercise their constitutional right to a trial into a guilty plea. Good for the Mueller investigation (which is an important good), sure, but bad overall.
Shit's GONNA get weird?
And here I've been thinking shit's been weirder than a snake's garterbelt since last January.
You had admiration for him in the first place? Why?
Ah, you seem to have mistaken attempting to obstruct and confuse a legal investigation for freedom of speech.
You know, at this point I don't even care about freedom of speech anymore. Too many stupid wankers bleating on about it.
You mean Ivanka doesn't? Well I've been hoodwinked yet again. I thought she was some sort of Mother Teresa.
It was. I love it. Matter of fact that is where I learned what "fulsome" means.
His Twitter explainer threads are great.
No. There is some amazingly heinous shit that happened at the Super Secret Rohrabacher meeting. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼😉😉😉😉😉