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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

I'm glad it's a crime.

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fifthdentist's avatar

Same difference. At least to them.

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fifthdentist's avatar

That was a great Johnny Cash album!

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fifthdentist's avatar

Put them up in a nice, gated community. Derp Fuhrer probably won't realize exactly where "Trump DMZ" will be located until it's too late. He probably thinks it sounds like some fancy Korean concept community. And, besides, everything with Trump in the name is just beautiful, the best, really.They can put up a three-hole course and tell him it's 18. He'll drive over a mine before he gets through the second hole so he'll never realize it was only partially completed. And, for once, contractors can screw him by not completing the work for which he won't pay them, anyway.

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blaid droog's avatar

From your keyboard to muellers inbox.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

"Did somebody say Bottom?"Wm. Shakespeare

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

She's bisexual, so it's not like she doesn't have options.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Dennis Quaid played a thinly-disguised Dubya in American Dreamz.

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Nick.Trite's avatar

Y'all aren't hearing me (possibly because I wrote this comment while completely trashed). I'm not saying lying to the FBI isn't a crime, I know it is, I'm saying lying to the FBI shouldn't be a crime (and I don't think perjury should be a crime either). It's just another way that we over-criminalize everything in an attempt to force people who may have wanted to exercise their constitutional right to a trial into a guilty plea. Good for the Mueller investigation (which is an important good), sure, but bad overall.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Shit's GONNA get weird?

And here I've been thinking shit's been weirder than a snake's garterbelt since last January.

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Kitty Smith's avatar

You had admiration for him in the first place? Why?

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Kitty Smith's avatar

Ah, you seem to have mistaken attempting to obstruct and confuse a legal investigation for freedom of speech.

You know, at this point I don't even care about freedom of speech anymore. Too many stupid wankers bleating on about it.

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Ayn Rand Paul Ryan Brain Drain's avatar

You mean Ivanka doesn't? Well I've been hoodwinked yet again. I thought she was some sort of Mother Teresa.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

It was. I love it. Matter of fact that is where I learned what "fulsome" means.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

His Twitter explainer threads are great.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

No. There is some amazingly heinous shit that happened at the Super Secret Rohrabacher meeting. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼😉😉😉😉😉

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