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I outsource a lot of my work to Texas. I like the third-world pricing: you get a lot of evil for your money.

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That really should go on the license plates. Quick, before Arizona does it!

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awww, poor Ricky doesn't get to have his own Tucker Carlson interview where he could mock the executed prisoner

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Kinky Friedman

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Sounds like a good situation to apply professional courtesy to a fellow nutjob.

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"We're all mad here" - Official Texas Motto

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It must be a really sad day up at ol' Niggerhead Ranch.

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WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN KITTENS???? Don't you inhuman overlords at the Wonkette chat cave think we deserve some goddamn kittens now? <taps foot, looks at watch> Waiting. . . . . .

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Miss that guy. The demonrat party needs to focus on people like this, instead of being wishy washy conservatards.

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The Mother Jones article makes a great point. At the time of Panetti's trial Texas had no option for life without parole. A number of the jurors choose the death penalty just to keep him off the streets. Think about that, Texas had two choices for murder 15-20 years with good behavior or death. Texas was further stacking the deck towards death by dangling the fear that the accused would be back out and killing.

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I think it is considered an asset.

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I'm sure Big Chief Pretty Hair Perry will take his frustration out on Twitter and remind everyone that Texas can succeed and that we in Austin are the blueberry in his bowl of tomato soup.

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But he can sign his name, and that's all he needs to do to authorize an execution.

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Awwww, thanks!

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We like 'em weak and stupid. Crazy is a bonus, but only if it's debilitating.

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