We missed the exact point in time when a millionaire Jesus freak presidential candidate could march in front of a crowd of ordinary Iowans and inform them their Social Security checks are slowly murdering everybody in their sleep to a round of applause, but somehow here is Rick Perry
In Rick&#039;s little world, all government is bad. That is, until you go speak at the National Convention of the VFW in San Antonio. At this little shin-dig, Rick announced that pre-emptive military action is a good thing. Ya know, fuck democracy because I got bigger, more expensive and precise weapon systems: <a href="http://blog.chron.com/rickp..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blog.chron.com/rickperry/2011/08/3418/">http://blog.chron.com/rickp...
And now you understand Rick&#039;s modus operandi: pander to everyone who will give him money, take a few votes, and become resident goat fucker/correspondent on Fox. Not suprising, he&#039;ll probably move passed Mitt in the next series of polls.
Honor your father and your mother. It&#039;s hard to do and may cost 6.2% of your income, but the Bible sez ya gotta do it. OK, technically that&#039;s honoring everyone&#039;s fathers and mothers. And honoring some spinsters and confirmed bachelors who never had kids.
But here&#039;s a quick way to eliminate social security: Parents move in with their kids. And if the kids take &#039;em to the doctor, we can eliminate Medicare too!.
You don&#039;t have to maintain a D average at Texas A&amp;M to know that the word &quot;tax&quot; is not spelled &quot;F-I-C-A.&quot;
Dear P-Ricky, If my parents ever have to move in with me, I will be shoving your custom made cowboy boots up your bum simultaneously.
Dear Oldz, What happened to older and wiser? Even if you don&#039;t give a flying fuck about anybody else, perhaps you can still put the bible down and vote in your own best interests.
SB: It certainly doesn&#039;t appear to be &quot;welfare&quot; when it supports corporations.
yeah, but as balder just said, they&#039;re too stupid to realize it.
or as with baggers and honey badgers just don&#039;t give a shit about anyone else as long as they got theirs.
<i>has been working on millions of devout Christians ever since there was a Pope, so why not for Rick Perry? </i>
to be fair, rickie would look fabulous in those prada pope shoes.
Is that really an SS uniform old Bible Britches is wearing at the top of the page?
I tried to wrap my head around their reasoning but soon realized my cranium wasn&#039;t made of silly putty.
In Rick&#039;s little world, all government is bad. That is, until you go speak at the National Convention of the VFW in San Antonio. At this little shin-dig, Rick announced that pre-emptive military action is a good thing. Ya know, fuck democracy because I got bigger, more expensive and precise weapon systems: <a href="http://blog.chron.com/rickp..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blog.chron.com/rickperry/2011/08/3418/">http://blog.chron.com/rickp...
And now you understand Rick&#039;s modus operandi: pander to everyone who will give him money, take a few votes, and become resident goat fucker/correspondent on Fox. Not suprising, he&#039;ll probably move passed Mitt in the next series of polls.
Honor your father and your mother. It&#039;s hard to do and may cost 6.2% of your income, but the Bible sez ya gotta do it. OK, technically that&#039;s honoring everyone&#039;s fathers and mothers. And honoring some spinsters and confirmed bachelors who never had kids.
But here&#039;s a quick way to eliminate social security: Parents move in with their kids. And if the kids take &#039;em to the doctor, we can eliminate Medicare too!.
I continue to be astonished that folks collecting Social Security and Medicare don&#039;t think these are Federal government welfare programs.
I guess there&#039;s a reason the line-item in the budget for them is &quot;Entitlements.&quot;
You don&#039;t have to maintain a D average at Texas A&amp;M to know that the word &quot;tax&quot; is not spelled &quot;F-I-C-A.&quot;
I can&#039;t tell the difference between the emissions of his piehole-cockhole and his poopchute-cockhole.
Dear P-Ricky, If my parents ever have to move in with me, I will be shoving your custom made cowboy boots up your bum simultaneously.
Dear Oldz, What happened to older and wiser? Even if you don&#039;t give a flying fuck about anybody else, perhaps you can still put the bible down and vote in your own best interests.