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Joshua Norton's avatar

Rick Perry - the Paul Lynde of the Republican Party.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/0.tqn.com\/d\/politicalhumor\/1\/0\/-\/i\/2\/bachman-clown.jpg" target="_blank">This?</a>

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yeah and I'll always forgive a guy for standing companionably close to me at the urinals if he seems drunk.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Rick P: GLORY HOLES well they'll pass you by GLORY HOLES in the wink of a young girl's eye

Staff: Uh sir, sir? That's glory DAYS....not holes.

Rick P: You sure?

Staff: Uh yes sir.

Rick P: Well damnation, that Larry Craig fella lied to me.

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schmannity's avatar

I think his actual line was "I've been widestancin' on the railroad," apparently some closet Republican mating call.

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schmannity's avatar

He always forgets to wipe.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>The manager of a rival campaign was at a urinal in an empty bathroom in Hanover, New Hampshire ... </i>

Well, now, the bathroom wasn't "empty," then, was it?

Also, the running to the toilet part makes me suspect alcohol rather than pain pills. But I'll admit it's not an either/or.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hey Jim, tell your buddy Max Read what happens in the men's room, <i>stays</i> in the men's room.

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