Remember how Rick Perry was insane during debates? Yeah, he was on painkillers all the time -- supposedly because of his bad back, but did you also know that painkillers are really fun? Anyway, this is why he would fall asleep during the second half of every debate. And according to a new POLITICO EBOOK about the campaign,
I think his actual line was "I've been widestancin' on the railroad," apparently some closet Republican mating call.
Rick Perry - the Paul Lynde of the Republican Party.
<a href="http:\/\/0.tqn.com\/d\/politicalhumor\/1\/0\/-\/i\/2\/bachman-clown.jpg" target="_blank">This?</a>
Yeah and I&#039;ll always forgive a guy for standing companionably close to me at the urinals if he seems drunk.
Rick P: GLORY HOLES well they&#039;ll pass you by GLORY HOLES in the wink of a young girl&#039;s eye
Staff: Uh sir, sir? That&#039;s glory DAYS....not holes.
Rick P: You sure?
Staff: Uh yes sir.
Rick P: Well damnation, that Larry Craig fella lied to me.
I think his actual line was &quot;I&#039;ve been widestancin&#039; on the railroad,&quot; apparently some closet Republican mating call.
He always forgets to wipe.
<i>The manager of a rival campaign was at a urinal in an empty bathroom in Hanover, New Hampshire ... </i>
Well, now, the bathroom wasn&#039;t &quot;empty,&quot; then, was it?
Also, the running to the toilet part makes me suspect alcohol rather than pain pills. But I&#039;ll admit it&#039;s not an either/or.
Hey Jim, tell your buddy Max Read what happens in the men&#039;s room, <i>stays</i> in the men&#039;s room.