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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

“I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to protect the lives of my fellow citizens, but I have the desire not to do that, so I make it easy for people to die of treatable diseases by denying Medicare expansion".

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'll tell you what you're genetically predisposed to Rick - being a fucking hopeless goddamn moron. Too bad you cannot refrain from that. If only morons could refrain from being morons; hell, they won't even shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, Rick.

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bobbert's avatar

DISFELLOWSHIP!!!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Genetic coding"? THAT'S SCIENCE!

EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I liked him better 2 years ago when he was still hopped up on back pills.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

What was it?

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schmannity's avatar

President Rick Perry versus President Ted Cruz. Compare, contrast, discuss amongst yourselves, slam head into desk.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Must be that guy I met at Band Camp.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Rick, honey:

Don't go ghey, Just go awhey!!!!!

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The Quirk's avatar

Pretty sure all he does is lie there.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

So he even gave himself a pain in the ass?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Allegedly my ass, I've never found a bottle of syrup that goddamn funny. He was high as giraffe pussy!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Yeah, that sounds exactly like what he is saying. What's the gay equivalent of O'Douls near-beer? Handjobs?

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