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gross.

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if perry ever is elected president i'm exercising my canadian passport.

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I'm picturing Gomer in Rick's glasses ... and snorting my coffee all over the place.

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Having core ethics at all makes it just about impossible to succeed in Texas politics.

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I think what would really accentuate his big brain, maybe he just wears them a-slid up on the top of his head? You know, like a casual smart guy!

Or maybe, it sends the message that his glasses are up because his eyes won't get no coddlin', no how!

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NEW! PerryVision now absorbs 25% MORE STUPIDITY!!

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OT, but abortion related. I was listening to a report about abortion laws in Costa Rica yesterday. Holy shit, are those people fucked up. So, I guess the good news is that reproductive rights aren't nearly fucked up here as they are in Costa Rica. The bad news, of course, is that there are too many people who would like to make the US as fucked up as Costa Rica. Rick? I'm lookin' at you.

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First Palin, then Perry. Who will be the next Republican dumbass to don some specs to increase their intelligence? Any ideas, Chicken Thief?

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Even if you don't like abortion, there ought to be an exception for women over 80. Or brain-damaged Governors.

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So, the solution to clinics not being as qualified as hospitals for some kinds of complex procedures is ... to have fewer clinics. Makes perfect sense to me.

This is an excellent principle to apply to the Texas legislature. Go for it, Rick!

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Also too, the clinic Joan Rivers went to was <em>already regulated as an ambulatory surgical center</em>, because that's exactly what it is.

Just in case anyone thought it wasn't possible for Perry to seem even more stupid than he already does.

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“It was interesting that, when Joan Rivers, and the procedure that she had done where she died, that was a clinic. It’s a curious thought that if they had had that type of regulations in place, whether or not that individual would be still alive.” Just what the everloving fuck does this even mean? And yes, Icky, it IS a curious "thought." As are most of your "thoughts."

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See Rick the abortion would be impossible if not for Jeebus,he is suppose to see all and he did not take out the fellow what learned to do the abortion so that tells me Jeebus must be ok with the abortion or he would have fixed it,also too maybe he wanted old withered up Joan's nasty ass out of here

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Rick's curious thoughts remind me of the curious case of the dog barking in the night.

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I'm sure that Germaine Greer would discuss abortion clinics with Rick.

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