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I see what you did there, Animal (House).

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Gov. George W. Bush scrapped all the substance abuse programs in Texas prisons because when he got sober (although he declared he was never an alcoholic) he just needed to ask Jesus. So saving money and getting people to Jesus FTW!

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God in the Old Testament?

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Is Governor Goodhair only now refusing to follow the law, or has he refused to follow it ever since 2003? I know he's probably being a hypocrite, but I'm all about confirmation of my hypothesis.

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There are actually criminal penalties for not obeying the law, but don't expect Perry to be charged. I mean, he wouldn't fare well in prison. Especially Texas prisons.

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<i>(what, for instance, would account for an 84% decrease in the juvenile facilities and only 10% in the adult system?)</i>

When they ran out of rape report forms in the juvey, there wasn't any toner in the copier.

Or maybe 2011 was a banner year for rape in the juvenile system.

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He apparently loves rape, especially of minors. <a href="http://shron.wordpress.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://shron.wordpress.com/texas-youth-commission...">http://shron.wordpress.com/...

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