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Lizzietish81's avatar

Oddly enough, I think MA does allow that.

That's not what happened though.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Depends on the state, I'd think.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Good enough. Mind if we seat you on the 'more fabulous' side?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Take him off invite lists for straight weddings while you're at it. Santorum is the ultimate party pooper.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

As a follow-up question, gentlemen, would you go to a gay bachelor party?

Ted Perry: "Go? Hell, I was the intertainment."

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ahughes798's avatar

I will never understand why the anti-ghey cannot live by the simple concept you have so beautifully laid out, Zippy. It's depressing.

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ahughes798's avatar

OT...but at the county fair last year they had caramel funnel cake. My knees get weak just thinking about it.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker probably was that annoying person rapping his spoon against the glass every five friggin minutes.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Name three things.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Like any respectable gay couple would invite any of these assclowns to celebrate with them. They'd probably wear brown shoes with a tux and end up in absolutely every single picture.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I don't understand people who use the Wedding Feast at Canaan as Jesus endorsing marriage. The only two lessons I got from that is (1) if possible, bag the ceremony and only attend the reception, and (2) wedding receptions should not be dry.

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ThatDale's avatar

I saw a movie like that one time. Wait, what are we talking about?

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

At my sister's gay wedding, all they did was get married...and then we had some lasagne and then cake.It was a warm and rainy day, but that's the only sense in which it was "hot."

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nothingisamiss's avatar

Sometimes it seems like you know me.

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nothingisamiss's avatar

I want to know the whole story SO BAD.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

I see what you did there!

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