According to Real Clear Politics, which we were certain was just a dumping ground for releases by right-wing pollsters, but apparently has HUMAN or HUMAN-LIKE writers, Rick Perry is being considered for the Republican presidential nomination. "RCP has learned that political associates have begun to nose around quietly on Perry's behalf." Ooh! "Political associates!" (This was definitely written by a machine.) "The Perry chatter has been so discreet that nearly a dozen early-state GOP operatives and consultants contacted by RCP hadn't heard a word about it." That's funny. Chatter that Rick Perry invented the bagel had been so discreet that all the GOP operatives we consulted said the same thing about that. [
But isn't Perry just another head of good hair? I mean, all my information comes via Wonkette, so maybe I'm wrong, but he doesn't seem particularly charismatic and he's certainly white.
I knew the Republican presidential candidate field was thin, but really? Rick Perry? How about Tyler Perry instead? Or Perry Mason? Or my BFF's boyrfriend in seventh grade, Perry Johnston? Any of these would be an improvement.
somehow i don't see that whole 'turn the other cheek', 'forgiveness-y' thing being universally applied by that christian crowd we hear the most from.
I deeply regret to tell you that I accidentally thumbed you down and Intense Debate will apparently not let me take it back. I will now thumb up your other comments as atonement.
Please Lord, make it so! We in Texas would just love it if Rick ran for El Jefe or Vice El Jefe. Anything to get this tin foil hat wearing, gun slinging, twitter blogging idiot out of our state would be appreciated.
Yeah, chatter is definitely "quiet" when no one at all has heard it! It's like a Zen koan: if a politician is thinking about running, but no one knows about it, is the politician thinking at all? (Answer: no.) Also, does RCP not know how the primary system works? The way that machine wrote it, it sounds like all Perry has to do is show up and the nomination is his!
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And now the troll is coming through to magnify my error.
But isn&#039;t Perry just another head of good hair? I mean, all my information comes via Wonkette, so maybe I&#039;m wrong, but he doesn&#039;t seem particularly charismatic and he&#039;s certainly white.
Rock/Paper/Scissors 2012!
I knew the Republican presidential candidate field was thin, but really? Rick Perry? How about Tyler Perry instead? Or Perry Mason? Or my BFF&#039;s boyrfriend in seventh grade, Perry Johnston? Any of these would be an improvement.
somehow i don&#039;t see that whole &#039;turn the other cheek&#039;, &#039;forgiveness-y&#039; thing being universally applied by that christian crowd we hear the most from.
I deeply regret to tell you that I accidentally thumbed you down and Intense Debate will apparently not let me take it back. I will now thumb up your other comments as atonement.
Ooohh, Perry White, I would definitely take in every one of his speeches. On the radio, though.
Oh. I thought you wrote BARRY White.
Please Lord, make it so! We in Texas would just love it if Rick ran for El Jefe or Vice El Jefe. Anything to get this tin foil hat wearing, gun slinging, twitter blogging idiot out of our state would be appreciated.
Amen.
Well, if that were an obstacle, there would be no Republican candidates at all!
Rick Perry&#039;s &quot;associates&quot; say he&#039;ll win. Everyone else says &quot;who the hell is Rick Perry&quot;.
Yeah, chatter is definitely &quot;quiet&quot; when no one at all has heard it! It&#039;s like a Zen koan: if a politician is thinking about running, but no one knows about it, is the politician thinking at all? (Answer: no.) Also, does RCP not know how the primary system works? The way that machine wrote it, it sounds like all Perry has to do is show up and the nomination is his!
or Father Heywood Jablowme?