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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not that it ever stops the denialists. They are quite fact-proof.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Probably won't let you give it back either.

azeyote's avatar

it's mans fault for all that breathing going on -

Scott1960's avatar

You just need to look the part, be halfway eloquent and do what you are told. Like PEEOTUS Trump and his Cabinet.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Looks like. Though I'll bet something broke.

Poly_Ester's avatar

The original definition of a nerd was "someone easily outwitted by an inanimate object." The denialists are sub-nerds.

willi0000000's avatar

that won't happen until the fields are, at least, 80% developed.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Greg Abbott is a real stand up guy when it comes to intellect. He walks the walk and runs things. He doesn't dance around the issues, he takes a stance and holds his ground.

mr_snarkie's avatar

The donald either has a vicious sense of humor or the thought process went something like this:

donald thinking: "Energy...hmmm where's there lots of energy...oh yeah...Texas. Hmmm...who was that Texas guy?" To Ivanka: "HEY IVANKA, who was that Texas guy? In the campaign."Ivanka: "Rick something...Perry I think."donald thinking again: "Perry...yeah that'll work...now to buy those currency futures...trade war's a'coming".

RogationDays's avatar

Hensarling is my representative. I hate him so much

mailman27's avatar

Manchin'll be fine, what with all the big $$ coal jobs coming back to WV. Why, the voters are counting on it!

mailman27's avatar

The Karen Carpenter song? Baby baby baby baby ooooh ba-aybee...

mailman27's avatar

So is our president gonna wear that dumb red baseball cap while he's swearing on Lincoln's bible? What a tool. Shake me to wake me.

richardgrabman's avatar

Alas, it's true. Electing these bozos is a cost-effective way of getting the Village Idiot a job that someone else foots the bill for.