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Errr - there is a goodly(?) portion of the fundamentalist world that insists that it was grape juice produced by Jesus. For example a href="https://www.biblicalperspec...">Jesus and Wine by Samuele Bacchiocchi from "Wine in the Bible". Of course this means ignoring what happens to grape juice in warm climates if it is kept for longer than a few seconds.

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I'm at one with Richard Carrier - a myth

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Nah - he'd always look on the bright side

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Jesus is coming and Mary Magdalene told him to use protection.

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I made Rick into Jesus. Let's hope this will stop his tantrums. And there was no fucking way I was going to leave out those glasses.

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Could Trump be any smarter with Perry's glasses? Let's find out!

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Good 'shop!

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Except the Mormons & the Baptists - at least publicly.

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Gimp in fact.

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Well she would make a damn sight better job of it than I would. Or for any of the cabal of cretin that we've seen from the right wing over the last few months.

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Hudson Hawk?

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The best way to enlighten people not to vote for any of these idiots is to remind them it would be 4 more years of GWB. Maybe not his policies and ineptitude specifically, but let's remember Dubya had NO idea what to do once he got into office. Not one clue. So really and truly his choices as President are more reflective of those he surrounded himself with (namely Karl Rove and Dick Cheney). Is that something we can REALLY go through again? Bush would have been happy to sit in the Oval Office and play with coloring books for 4 years, instead the ambitions of those he associated with were the real drivers of his presidency.

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Oh my lord... He's become... Presidential!

Destroy this now!

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Sadly, once it's out on the Intertubes, it's indestructible foreeeeevvvveeeer.

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I now have this image in my head of her and Anna Duggar telling their husbands to fuck off and they take the kids to WA state, stop shaving their legs, dress exclusively in clothes they bought at REI (except in the winter, when they wear cheap flipflops), and support themselves with a kayak rental business.

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This is what happens when you get endorsed by self obssesed merican sniper wife. Shes the kiss of death... plus he wears smart glasses without a cape...

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