Oh daddy. Are you currently in the middle of a bad dream caused by anxiety or indigestion or is former Texas governor Rick Perry about to be shaking his groove thing right at you on TV's Dancing With The Stars, along with Vanilla Ice and Ryan Lochte? No! You are not! You are awake and reading this news and it's a real thing, along with the fact that Gene Wilder is dead and Brock Turner is getting out of jail at the end of this week after having only served half of his very-short-to-begin-with sentence and the fact that OH MY GOD DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. All of these things should, by all rights, be part of some terrible fever dream or maybe a bad trip or a particularly weird
Is a criminal indictment now a prerequisite for DWTS? Lochte, Perry, Vanilla Ice, wtf?
The Electric Slide? https://www.youtube.com/wat...
hmmm, no voting from your Hoverround, TAKER!
worst.pedophile.ever.
Jerry Springer has to be soooo pissed right now
Hollywood Squares. Or as they call it "The Squares", per Bobcat Goldthwait.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I think Gene might have enjoyed watching this...https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Dear Rick Perry:
You are a dumb motherfucker.
Sincerely,Your biggest fan
Where'd you get video of my mom "disco dancing" with the tennis pro? I thought I'd buried that thing in the back yard!
Rick Perry, dancing fool, launches bid for 2020 Presidency.
Tom DeLay, too.
I've heard people say the same thing about government employees.
And this is why I watch television less and less.
I just want to see Jeb! on there flailing around, and after the dance, Tom Bergeron saying to the crowd "Please clap.". Because you know he would.
Mother would slap him stupider if he even considered doing this "show"
Would watch