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Fartknocker's avatar

Rick, just a reminder that the fertilizer plant that exploded and killed 14 people (12 of whom were firefighters and medics) this year was under your watch you pandering goat fuck.

Fuck you Rick Perry.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

er, umm, uh...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Praise be to the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle...</i>

...and I forget the third thing.

chascates's avatar

It's never too early to be written off for the 2016 candidacy and my governor is on a rocket sled to late night teevee comedy jokes.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Jesus derped. Teabags II 3:16.

Cool Noel, y'all.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Rick so looks as if he doesn't want to be there,he had chosen a different card all together.Season Greetings from Kneegrow head Ranch!!!Now you poor fucks can suck it

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Firing away on all cylinders in the War on Christmas, isn't he? So studly! If by "studly," you mean "wood from the neck up," and I do.