Rick Perry probably gets points just for going in front of a Latino crowd that was likely to be hostile to him (just kidding, no he doesn't). But instead of just yelling racial slurs or "GO BACK TO MEHEECO" or any of those standard illiterate things that Texas GOP politicians cry out in their sleep or doodle in the margins of their draft anti-immigration bills, Rick got up and tried for once to win some of them over now that he maybe would like their presidential votes. How does Rick Perry woo Latino voters? ...With jokes about Jose Cuervo!
In the east we have natural gas extracted by "fracking" (I hope that was spelled correctly) - injecting hot water into the well and forcing the natural gas out. You can imagine what that does to the area water supply.
Now the reactionaries want to extract oil from shale - at a gal. of water per gal. of oil produced, huge amounts of waste, etc., etc.
Additionally, he failed to point out that the foundation of the Texas economy is oil and gas. If Rick Perry can discover just as much in the remaining 48 (I'll grant him Alaska upfront) then as President he might have an outside chance of pulling it off.
The rest of the US is Israel. Moses spent 40 years in the desert and then founded a nation on the only patch of sand in the Middle East that didn't have oil.
Texas is our Saudi Arabia. In more ways than one...
And Rick, if you want some real tequila, come buy my house and have some Herradura Silver. While you're here, let's talk about how you and the Lt. Governor failed to have the balls to spend $4 billion from our Rainy Day fund to completely fund education.
Rick&#039;s obviously never seen <i>History Of The World Part 1</i> which teaches would-be comics a valuable lesson with regards to knowing who their audience is.
&quot;Did he say &quot;big fat pig?&quot;&quot;
<i>Jose Cuevas you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? </i>
Must be something going around. I can&#039;t spel today.
i wish there was video of this. or maybe there is and i am too drunk and lazy to look it up.
is this true? are they really?
little old lady got mutilated late last night...
many &#039;p&#039;s&#039; to you both.
Sadly, this counts as an accomplishment for my <strike>day today).</strike> week.
Fixed it for ya.
In the east we have natural gas extracted by &quot;fracking&quot; (I hope that was spelled correctly) - injecting hot water into the well and forcing the natural gas out. You can imagine what that does to the area water supply.
Now the reactionaries want to extract oil from shale - at a gal. of water per gal. of oil produced, huge amounts of waste, etc., etc.
We&#039;ve got to find a better way!
It might be difficult to pronounce, but it can be yodeled!
What does coffee have to do with an oil spill in Alaska?
Jim Hightower blew the whole &quot;Texas Miracle&quot; right out of the Rio Grande. <a href="http://www.jimhightower.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.jimhightower.com/node/7483">http://www.jimhightower.com...
Additionally, he failed to point out that the foundation of the Texas economy is oil and gas. If Rick Perry can discover just as much in the remaining 48 (I&#039;ll grant him Alaska upfront) then as President he might have an outside chance of pulling it off.
The rest of the US is Israel. Moses spent 40 years in the desert and then founded a nation on the only patch of sand in the Middle East that didn&#039;t have oil.
Texas is our Saudi Arabia. In more ways than one...
three words, Rick.
George Armstrong Custer
Just sayin&#039;.
Among the day laborers, that&#039;s another line that&#039;s bound to fall flat.
Rick Perry is nothing but a pendajo.
And Rick, if you want some real tequila, come buy my house and have some Herradura Silver. While you&#039;re here, let&#039;s talk about how you and the Lt. Governor failed to have the balls to spend $4 billion from our Rainy Day fund to completely fund education.
Because he provided free heath care.
Rick&#039;s obviously never seen <i>History Of The World Part 1</i> which teaches would-be comics a valuable lesson with regards to knowing who their audience is.
&quot;Did he say &quot;big fat pig?&quot;&quot;
The Elect Rick Perry Committee will meet in a month&#039;s time, and pray for Latino votes.
<i>Jose Cuevas you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? </i>