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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Must be something going around. I can't spel today.

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fuflans's avatar

i wish there was video of this. or maybe there is and i am too drunk and lazy to look it up.

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fuflans's avatar

is this true? are they really?

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fuflans's avatar

little old lady got mutilated late last night...

many 'p's' to you both.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sadly, this counts as an accomplishment for my <strike>day today).</strike> week.

Fixed it for ya.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

In the east we have natural gas extracted by "fracking" (I hope that was spelled correctly) - injecting hot water into the well and forcing the natural gas out. You can imagine what that does to the area water supply.

Now the reactionaries want to extract oil from shale - at a gal. of water per gal. of oil produced, huge amounts of waste, etc., etc.

We've got to find a better way!

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PubOption's avatar

It might be difficult to pronounce, but it can be yodeled!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

What does coffee have to do with an oil spill in Alaska?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Jim Hightower blew the whole "Texas Miracle" right out of the Rio Grande. <a href="http://www.jimhightower.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.jimhightower.com/node/7483">http://www.jimhightower.com...

Additionally, he failed to point out that the foundation of the Texas economy is oil and gas. If Rick Perry can discover just as much in the remaining 48 (I'll grant him Alaska upfront) then as President he might have an outside chance of pulling it off.

The rest of the US is Israel. Moses spent 40 years in the desert and then founded a nation on the only patch of sand in the Middle East that didn't have oil.

Texas is our Saudi Arabia. In more ways than one...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

three words, Rick.

George Armstrong Custer

Just sayin'.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Among the day laborers, that's another line that's bound to fall flat.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Rick Perry is nothing but a pendajo.

And Rick, if you want some real tequila, come buy my house and have some Herradura Silver. While you're here, let's talk about how you and the Lt. Governor failed to have the balls to spend $4 billion from our Rainy Day fund to completely fund education.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Rick's obviously never seen <i>History Of The World Part 1</i> which teaches would-be comics a valuable lesson with regards to knowing who their audience is.

"Did he say "big fat pig?""

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The Elect Rick Perry Committee will meet in a month's time, and pray for Latino votes.

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chascates's avatar

<i>Jose Cuevas you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? </i>

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