Rick Perry is finally ready for the Big Announcement: He's a completely different guy from the doofy stumblebum who in 2012 couldn't remember which three big government agencies he'd eliminate, and now he's got his smart-boy glasses on, so he is totally ready to be President of the Republic of Texamerica.
Seem to recall reading somewhere that the Bush camp felt that the Perry camp was kinda dumb. How dumb do you have to be to be dumber than Dubya supporters?
A reasonable facsimile thereof.
...that Man Blah in the White House...
FIFY
Interesting. I had no idea that the NYPD were operating blimps now.
Paging Dr. Frankenstein.
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... but he wasn't running. That'll get you shot.
Seem to recall reading somewhere that the Bush camp felt that the Perry camp was kinda dumb. How dumb do you have to be to be dumber than Dubya supporters?
Why has RP based his campaign logo on the insignia of the Brazilian Air Force?
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It’s gonna be a “show me, don’t tell me” election, where voters will look past what you say, to what you’ve done.
What you done done, Ricky, is say a whole lot of dumb shit. Better make it an election about which candidate can hold his breath the longest.
But can you run the United States from prison? That's the question America is burning to ask....
Don't they do that, too?...
As I recall, in Fourecks they put their Prime Ministers in prison as soon as they are elected, to save time.
Wow. A-Rod really doesn't look the same without the steroids.
No mention of how long he blew Saint Reagan on stage? He done toasted his campaign on opening day!
♫Gimme a "T" for Texas Gimme a "T" for fucking Twit♫
Run Forrest, run!