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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Executing a few black men goes a long way with the Conservadums.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Solidly stupid to the end. At least he's consistent.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I knew a DJ who could take about an hour on the tower of power, but 30" in one day?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Then it's smooth sailing for George Fucking Pataki.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

She's tired of looking through vertical bars.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Let us prey.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

The waiter bringing his favorite desert, Mohrenköpfe:

http://www.berliner-kurier....

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

OK:

98 GOP twerps in the car, 98 GOP twerps.You vote one downAnd kick them around,97 GOP twerps in the car.

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HITO's avatar

Between this and Kim Davis, Huckabee is downright gleeful to have offered this tidbit of insanity:

Immediately after Perry finished speaking in St Louis, Mike Huckabee praised Perry in his speech at the Eagle Forum. The former Arkansas governor and 2016 candidate pledged: “If I am the next president, Rick Perry will be part of the next administration.”

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Good gawd.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Of course...it's that "culture of life" they're always yammering about.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

I wonder if Perry prefers the German. Seems like he would, somehow.

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HITO's avatar

Huckabee can't possibly be posturing for the 10 voters Perry had as a base - can he ?

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

The officers must have been new at the time.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The upcoming trial will keep him in the news. Alas.

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