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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Executing a few black men goes a long way with the Conservadums.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Solidly stupid to the end. At least he's consistent.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

I knew a DJ who could take about an hour on the tower of power, but 30" in one day?

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Then it's smooth sailing for George Fucking Pataki.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

She's tired of looking through vertical bars.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

The waiter bringing his favorite desert, Mohrenköpfe:

http://www.berliner-kurier....

From Scranton With Love's avatar

OK:

98 GOP twerps in the car, 98 GOP twerps.You vote one downAnd kick them around,97 GOP twerps in the car.

HITO's avatar

Between this and Kim Davis, Huckabee is downright gleeful to have offered this tidbit of insanity:

Immediately after Perry finished speaking in St Louis, Mike Huckabee praised Perry in his speech at the Eagle Forum. The former Arkansas governor and 2016 candidate pledged: “If I am the next president, Rick Perry will be part of the next administration.”

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Of course...it's that "culture of life" they're always yammering about.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

I wonder if Perry prefers the German. Seems like he would, somehow.

HITO's avatar

Huckabee can't possibly be posturing for the 10 voters Perry had as a base - can he ?

lesterthegiantape's avatar

The officers must have been new at the time.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The upcoming trial will keep him in the news. Alas.