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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Lard is still on sale.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

No way man Prometheus was a LIEBTARD!!!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Maybe he's doing a 'Greatest Hits' tour.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Which may be the intent. Though I prefer thinking he's just too stupid to know the difference.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The ability to perform the Vulcan salute should be required for every world leader.

Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Hey, I know as much about baseball as Rick Perry knows about climate change, but nobody ever invites me on ESPN to discuss the world series.

bupkus231's avatar

I was kinda thinking more in terms of LOTR, where Gondor signalled Rohan with a series of monstrous bonfires - or ancient Scottish clans communicating over distances....

norcalOG's avatar

Perry said his three.east favorite subjects in school were science and, uh, he couldn't remember the other two.

Erala Contratista's avatar

Is this the same guy who got pranked with a proposal to create energy with pig poo and packing peanuts (or something) by a couple of (wait for it) Russian guys??? Saw it in the Times today or yesterday...

Zyxomma's avatar

A lab coat stomping on a human face, forever. I love you, Doktor Zoom.

Btw, I was in NYC during Hurricane Sandy. It was a Frankenstorm, exacerbated by climate change/global warming. Five days without electricity, a month without a landline phone. And I got off easy because I'm on a top floor and inland. A few blocks away, things were far worse. A few miles away, they were horrific.

Cat Cafe's avatar

The hot dogs especially seem magnificent, I must go to Chicago JUST TO TRY THEM

Cat Cafe's avatar

That makes total sense. I completely agree. Thanks for clarifying!

pgjack's avatar

Perry and other global warming deniers of influence should write a letter to their great, great grandchildren about how they stood up to those crazy scientists that thought there was a problem with too much CO2 in the atmosphere and the great, great grandchildren could either applaud the wisdom of Perry and the others or they could find their graves and piss on them. My bet is that the graves would become swampy very quickly.

John D.'s avatar

Dok, when I saw the headline, I thought you were pointing to the new Vanity Fair article about the Energy Department:

"The department’s budget is now on the chopping block. But does anyone in the White House really understand what the Department of Energy actually does? And what a horrible risk it would be to ignore its extraordinary, life-or-death responsibilities?"

http://www.vanityfair.com/n...

In short: the Energy department has a lot of specialists who do VERY important work with our nuclear materials, but they can't the word out to Perry or anybody else. They just get visits from ignorant, Trumpist hacks who won't believe them or think it's infested with Obamist Democrats that need to be rooted out.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

You can, however, attribute one storm to God's anger over gay marriage.