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The one time I was assaulted, there were lights on. Lots of lights. So fuck off, Perry.Fuck the fuck off and keep fucking off until you cannot fuck off any further.

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At least we see now their plan on what to do with all that coal no one else wants to buy; foist it on Africa.

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the light of righteousness! and no fossils needed to “push it out to those villages.” YAY! did anyone tell Rick about this yet so he can give grant money to the home-solar job creators?

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psh. you would have him mess up his perfectly sprayed hairdo for the sake of preserving his corneas?

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thoughts and prayers libelz!

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i think they’re making LEDs in warmer colors now (my eyes hate the original bluish-white LEDs). If it really is the brightness that bugs you, they make low-lumen bulbs, too. https://www.cnet.com/how-to...

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Dear Mr. Perry, please for your abysmal reputation's sake please stop giving your uneducated input on everything. Also while lights are a nice thing to have so you can see if someone is following you more easily light doesn't magically stop assaults from happening.

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We be doing the bossa nova!

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Air Supply's definitely worse.

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So, does that mean the diversary lottery is safe?

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Did you have to pay extra for the toothpaste stain?

Asking for a friend.

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Abbott makes me embarrassed to travel to Texas for work.

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High-five to my fellow working scholars, the grind is hard, yo...I'm half-way through my second degree, which I could have finished like, two years ago if I didn't also have to pay rent and eat and stuff. That is an awesome goal though, you'll get there eventually :)Fuck Rick Perry with a rusty drill rig, too.

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Yeah, they're already doing that. http://www.bbc.com/capital/...

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Oooh, this is good - I want to buy more LED lights, but I screwed up when I was buying CFL's and couldn't figure out why they were all so damn bright, which I now see is because I didn't understand the watts vs lumens thing properly....I'm going to get it right this time.And then figure out how to dispose of all these CFL's I bought, I don't really want to give them away now that I know they're tiny mercury bombs.

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There are numerous solar powered solutions. Here's one I like: https://inhabitat.com/new-s...

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