FROM: American Family Association TO: tips@wonkette.com DATE: Tue, Aug 23, 2011 at 10:02 AM PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Cindy Roberts 662-844-5036 x227 August 23, 2011 AFA boycott of Movie Gallery began five years after Rick Perry sold his stock
A "day of prayer and fast-fooding" would probably be more accurate. As I recall, the Texas-sized food court, with 57 varieties of greasy fried shit-on-a-stick, was open for business throughout.
Its a variation on IOKIYAR: For Repubicans, all is forgiven after five years. For Demoncrats, nothing is forgiven. Ever. Especially things that never happened.
"Movie Gallery sold porn." As far as I know, porn is free. Investing in a porn company is like investing in a company that sells rain. OH WAIT, Ricky pretty much did that too.
<a href="http:\/\/governor.state.tx.us\/news\/proclamation\/16038\/" target="_blank"> Gov. Perry Issues Proclamation for Days of Prayer for Rain in Texas </a>
And here I was, imagining some studly guy wearing little more than a leather tool belt.
Translation: 2.5 million email addresses where nobody&#039;s home to click the &quot;unsubscribe&quot; button.
A &quot;day of prayer and fast-fooding&quot; would probably be more accurate. As I recall, the Texas-sized food court, with 57 varieties of greasy fried shit-on-a-stick, was open for business throughout.
If a money shot happens in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a splat?
Its a variation on IOKIYAR: For Repubicans, all is forgiven after five years. For Demoncrats, nothing is forgiven. Ever. Especially things that never happened.
WTF is a video store?
I call bullshit.
&quot;Movie Gallery sold porn.&quot; As far as I know, porn is free. Investing in a porn company is like investing in a company that sells rain. OH WAIT, Ricky pretty much did that too.
<a href="http:\/\/governor.state.tx.us\/news\/proclamation\/16038\/" target="_blank"> Gov. Perry Issues Proclamation for Days of Prayer for Rain in Texas </a>
<i>&quot;This represents sloppy reporting at its worst.&quot;</i>
I&#039;ll bet Judy Miller could give these stories a run for their money. Or any political story on Fux News.
<i>He sold his stock that same year.</i>
Yeah, after it was all sticky and he couldn&#039;t turn the pages any more.