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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Teabaggers fasting. Oh that's a good one. Burgers, hot dogs and nachos. I guess we need to redefine "fasting" as "not eating ice cream, cake and/or candy."

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God looked down at the event and saw the earnestness of his children's supplications, dancing trance-like in the aisles, lying spread-eagled on the floors, fasting on nachos and burgers, and suffering the in the 65-degree heat of the air-conditioned stadium, and was all, "meh."

102415's avatar

Actually, Whole Foods sells a very nice Pig Asshole Links.

102415's avatar

Rick Perry and The Teabaggers.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Fake pig anuses?</i> This is an actual note on Fleshlight whiteboard, right under "Capturing the Southern Baptist market"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Or, from the spreadeagledness?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Just a quick trip over to the Wikipedia, a little typing, and bam, all fixed!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I don't think there were too many Catholics at this shindig. They're pretty much classified with the Jews and Muslins, as far as the Fundies are concerned.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're already seeing things and hearing voices, and otherwise divorced from reality ... LSD wouldn't change things much.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"What he said!" (Andy 5:21)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Must have used Faux News' crowd analysis system.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Adventures in douchebaggery: Cutting off a/c to the old and infirm. Seriously?

PubOption's avatar

If he's a Jehovah's Witness, would he want to be associated with this event?

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Right on. Molly is smiling from whatever heaven she's hanging out in.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or the average Cowboys' game.