Rick Perry and his gang of 30,000 sweaty, tearful homophobes spent Saturday singing and rolling around on the floor and eating pig anus sausages and nachos in a football stadium, so America is now "cleansed" according to its usual ritual standards. Was there *enough* hating of the gays and abortion doctors for God to finally save America? Probably not. Probably it would take a few million more fevered wingnuts and a few more Saturdays and tears and anus sausages for God to notice, but Rick Perry took his time and his Governor of Texas letterhead to get the circus rolling so everyone please mail their checks and votes to Rick Perry for his trouble.
Teabaggers fasting. Oh that's a good one. Burgers, hot dogs and nachos. I guess we need to redefine "fasting" as "not eating ice cream, cake and/or candy."
God looked down at the event and saw the earnestness of his children's supplications, dancing trance-like in the aisles, lying spread-eagled on the floors, fasting on nachos and burgers, and suffering the in the 65-degree heat of the air-conditioned stadium, and was all, "meh."
<i>Fake pig anuses?</i> This is an actual note on Fleshlight whiteboard, right under &quot;Capturing the Southern Baptist market&quot;
I don&#039;t think there were too many Catholics at this shindig. They&#039;re pretty much classified with the Jews and Muslins, as far as the Fundies are concerned.
Teabaggers fasting. Oh that&#039;s a good one. Burgers, hot dogs and nachos. I guess we need to redefine &quot;fasting&quot; as &quot;not eating ice cream, cake and/or candy.&quot;
God looked down at the event and saw the earnestness of his children&#039;s supplications, dancing trance-like in the aisles, lying spread-eagled on the floors, fasting on nachos and burgers, and suffering the in the 65-degree heat of the air-conditioned stadium, and was all, &quot;meh.&quot;
Actually, Whole Foods sells a very nice Pig Asshole Links.
Yes, I do.
Rick Perry and The Teabaggers.
<i>Fake pig anuses?</i> This is an actual note on Fleshlight whiteboard, right under &quot;Capturing the Southern Baptist market&quot;
Or, from the spreadeagledness?
Just a quick trip over to the Wikipedia, a little typing, and bam, all fixed!
I don&#039;t think there were too many Catholics at this shindig. They&#039;re pretty much classified with the Jews and Muslins, as far as the Fundies are concerned.
They&#039;re already seeing things and hearing voices, and otherwise divorced from reality ... LSD wouldn&#039;t change things much.
&quot;What he said!&quot; (Andy 5:21)
Must have used Faux News&#039; crowd analysis system.
Adventures in douchebaggery: Cutting off a/c to the old and infirm. Seriously?
If he&#039;s a Jehovah&#039;s Witness, would he want to be associated with this event?
Right on. Molly is smiling from whatever heaven she&#039;s hanging out in.
Or the average Cowboys&#039; game.