Rick Perry and his gang of 30,000 sweaty, tearful homophobes spent Saturday singing and rolling around on the floor and eating pig anus sausages and nachos in a football stadium, so America is now "cleansed" according to its usual ritual standards.
Teabaggers fasting. Oh that's a good one. Burgers, hot dogs and nachos. I guess we need to redefine "fasting" as "not eating ice cream, cake and/or candy."
God looked down at the event and saw the earnestness of his children's supplications, dancing trance-like in the aisles, lying spread-eagled on the floors, fasting on nachos and burgers, and suffering the in the 65-degree heat of the air-conditioned stadium, and was all, "meh."
<i>Fake pig anuses?</i> This is an actual note on Fleshlight whiteboard, right under &quot;Capturing the Southern Baptist market&quot;
I don&#039;t think there were too many Catholics at this shindig. They&#039;re pretty much classified with the Jews and Muslins, as far as the Fundies are concerned.
Teabaggers fasting. Oh that&#039;s a good one. Burgers, hot dogs and nachos. I guess we need to redefine &quot;fasting&quot; as &quot;not eating ice cream, cake and/or candy.&quot;
God looked down at the event and saw the earnestness of his children&#039;s supplications, dancing trance-like in the aisles, lying spread-eagled on the floors, fasting on nachos and burgers, and suffering the in the 65-degree heat of the air-conditioned stadium, and was all, &quot;meh.&quot;
Actually, Whole Foods sells a very nice Pig Asshole Links.
Yes, I do.
Rick Perry and The Teabaggers.
<i>Fake pig anuses?</i> This is an actual note on Fleshlight whiteboard, right under &quot;Capturing the Southern Baptist market&quot;
Or, from the spreadeagledness?
Just a quick trip over to the Wikipedia, a little typing, and bam, all fixed!
I don&#039;t think there were too many Catholics at this shindig. They&#039;re pretty much classified with the Jews and Muslins, as far as the Fundies are concerned.
They&#039;re already seeing things and hearing voices, and otherwise divorced from reality ... LSD wouldn&#039;t change things much.
&quot;What he said!&quot; (Andy 5:21)
Must have used Faux News&#039; crowd analysis system.
Adventures in douchebaggery: Cutting off a/c to the old and infirm. Seriously?
If he&#039;s a Jehovah&#039;s Witness, would he want to be associated with this event?
Right on. Molly is smiling from whatever heaven she&#039;s hanging out in.
Or the average Cowboys&#039; game.