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Teabaggers fasting. Oh that's a good one. Burgers, hot dogs and nachos. I guess we need to redefine "fasting" as "not eating ice cream, cake and/or candy."

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God looked down at the event and saw the earnestness of his children's supplications, dancing trance-like in the aisles, lying spread-eagled on the floors, fasting on nachos and burgers, and suffering the in the 65-degree heat of the air-conditioned stadium, and was all, "meh."

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Actually, Whole Foods sells a very nice Pig Asshole Links.

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Yes, I do.

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Rick Perry and The Teabaggers.

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<i>Fake pig anuses?</i> This is an actual note on Fleshlight whiteboard, right under "Capturing the Southern Baptist market"

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Or, from the spreadeagledness?

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Just a quick trip over to the Wikipedia, a little typing, and bam, all fixed!

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I don't think there were too many Catholics at this shindig. They're pretty much classified with the Jews and Muslins, as far as the Fundies are concerned.

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They're already seeing things and hearing voices, and otherwise divorced from reality ... LSD wouldn't change things much.

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"What he said!" (Andy 5:21)

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Must have used Faux News' crowd analysis system.

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Adventures in douchebaggery: Cutting off a/c to the old and infirm. Seriously?

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If he's a Jehovah's Witness, would he want to be associated with this event?

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Right on. Molly is smiling from whatever heaven she's hanging out in.

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Or the average Cowboys' game.

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