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PsycWench's avatar

But if you combine them into "Mittzinger" you end up with a Jewish-sounding surname which just shows that Rick Sanchez was right about the global Jewish Conspiracy after all.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, but Teblow has Christ on speed dial...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, true, and at least you admit he fucked it up.

Because Sunday's game was uuuuuuugly. For example, that fumble before halftime? OK, you might give Sparano a little blame for being overaggressive calling a pass on 3rd & 7 well inside Folk's range when a field goal would've been a perfectly acceptable result in that game situation, but Mark has to know, ball security is his absolute #1 priority on that play, his #2 priority is don't take a sack, with completing the pass being a <em>distant</em> 3rd.

And seriously, Rex needs to start fining Sanchez every time he pump fakes, because that shit's been old for a long time already. Or, as Aldon Smith put it: "We knew Sanchez holds the ball a little longer and we felt we could get after him. We pretty much did."

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PubOption's avatar

The boy band?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

CAKES WE LIKE

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schmannity's avatar

The labor participation shrank by one when Sanchez ran over that guy after a Dolphins game.

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PsycWench's avatar

"labor participation rate"? That's a new one on me, but why would you need a euphanism for "employment"?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Maybe Mitt will first have to explain why a guy who once infamously claimed to be (long-term) unemployed should be listened to on the subject of job creation?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>World’s Dumbest Anchorman </i>

There's too many to just pick one. But he does merit a spot in their Hall of Fame.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Against whom?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>tongue tacos</i>

Is it just me, or does that sound like an incredibly dirty sex act?

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PsycWench's avatar

The angel Moroni will come, bearing jobs instead of showing off his golden plates. Duh.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Greg Kelly.

Definitely Greg Kelly. Because, "science"

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