When we last heard from World's Dumbest Anchorman Rick Sanchez, he had gotten fired from CNN for blowing the lid off of the global Jewish conspiracy and so had nothing better to do than to do some light content aggregation on HuffPo and pay some poor publicist to send out email blasts about it
But if you combine them into "Mittzinger" you end up with a Jewish-sounding surname which just shows that Rick Sanchez was right about the global Jewish Conspiracy after all.
Well, true, and at least you admit he fucked it up.
Because Sunday&#039;s game was uuuuuuugly. For example, that fumble before halftime? OK, you might give Sparano a little blame for being overaggressive calling a pass on 3rd &amp; 7 well inside Folk&#039;s range when a field goal would&#039;ve been a perfectly acceptable result in that game situation, but Mark has to know, ball security is his absolute #1 priority on that play, his #2 priority is don&#039;t take a sack, with completing the pass being a <em>distant</em> 3rd.
And seriously, Rex needs to start fining Sanchez every time he pump fakes, because that shit&#039;s been old for a long time already. Or, as Aldon Smith put it: &quot;We knew Sanchez holds the ball a little longer and we felt we could get after him. We pretty much did.&quot;
Maybe Mitt will first have to explain why a guy who once infamously claimed to be (long-term) unemployed should be listened to on the subject of job creation?
But if you combine them into &quot;Mittzinger&quot; you end up with a Jewish-sounding surname which just shows that Rick Sanchez was right about the global Jewish Conspiracy after all.
yeah, but Teblow has Christ on speed dial...
Well, true, and at least you admit he fucked it up.
Because Sunday&#039;s game was uuuuuuugly. For example, that fumble before halftime? OK, you might give Sparano a little blame for being overaggressive calling a pass on 3rd &amp; 7 well inside Folk&#039;s range when a field goal would&#039;ve been a perfectly acceptable result in that game situation, but Mark has to know, ball security is his absolute #1 priority on that play, his #2 priority is don&#039;t take a sack, with completing the pass being a <em>distant</em> 3rd.
And seriously, Rex needs to start fining Sanchez every time he pump fakes, because that shit&#039;s been old for a long time already. Or, as Aldon Smith put it: &quot;We knew Sanchez holds the ball a little longer and we felt we could get after him. We pretty much did.&quot;
The boy band?
CAKES WE LIKE
The labor participation shrank by one when Sanchez ran over that guy after a Dolphins game.
&quot;labor participation rate&quot;? That&#039;s a new one on me, but why would you need a euphanism for &quot;employment&quot;?
Maybe Mitt will first have to explain why a guy who once infamously claimed to be (long-term) unemployed should be listened to on the subject of job creation?
<i>World&rsquo;s Dumbest Anchorman </i>
There&#039;s too many to just pick one. But he does merit a spot in their Hall of Fame.
Against whom?
<i>tongue tacos</i>
Is it just me, or does that sound like an incredibly dirty sex act?
The angel Moroni will come, bearing jobs instead of showing off his golden plates. Duh.
Greg Kelly.
Definitely Greg Kelly. Because, &quot;science&quot;