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How is Santelli going to get votes from the disenfranchised?

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Yes, counter Mittens weaknesses, which include being a Northeastern plutocratic white guy no one likes, by drafting a Northeastern plutocrat-adjacent white guy no one has heard of OR likes. Genius!

Mr. Kahn, just fuck Rick Santelli like you obviously want to and be done with all this silliness.

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Step up from the guy who spent a career in the low risk endeavor of buying companies with other people's money so he could fire peons, before giving it up for a new life of endless campaigning (aka "spending other people's money")

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Draft beer, not Santelli.

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<i>Romney/Santelli ’12, or just [empty]/Santelli ’12</i>

But you repeat yourself.

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Give it up guys. Obama's gonna win no matter what you do. I know this because Dick Cheney said Obama would be a one term president. And Cheney has been wrong about absolutely everything.

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It sounds like a great idea to have a guy a heartbeat away from the launch codes who spent a career in the low risk endeavor of commodity trading.

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I'm sure he'll be supported by a good cross-section of Americans (you know, day traders on the floor of a stock exchange).

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I may consider voting for him if I can get one of those cool GOP insulated mugs they are giving to all the women folks. Just logo it as "Santenlli Is A Douche/2012" and I'll sign up.

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Stay awkward, my friends.

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to be fair, he's better than sarah palin.

and that happened.

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