Rick Santorum Accuses Awful Obama of Best Employment Policy On Earth

Frozen shitsicle Rick Santorum went on CNN today to remind everyone that he cannot do math, he is illiterate and he has no idea how many people live or work in the United States, all in under 60 seconds. Here is the world according to Rick: gigantic failure Barack Obama created "only" 240 million jobs for everyone who wanted one, instead of the 280 million he promised them. So basically Obama is the "worst" best jobs president in the history of ever, since the American labor force is made up of 153 million people who now all have roughly 1.5 jobs to thank him for. Video after the jump:

Santorum is screwing up the numbers from a recent administration report about the number of jobs generated by the stimulus, which the Council of Economic Advisers put at between 2.4 and 3.6 million. So, he cannot read. When CNN host Ali Velshi asks him what in the hell he is talking about, he babbles words that end in him saying the stimulus cost America 30 million jobs because of this mystery report that said 280 million jobs, and now 240 million jobs, which equals negative 30 million. This takes place between the : 30 and 1:30 mark.

Maybe there should be some math problems on the presidential campaign filing paperwork. [ ThinkProgress ]