Frozen shitsicle Rick Santorum went on CNN today to remind everyone that he cannot do math, he is illiterate and he has no idea how many people live or work in the United States, all in under 60 seconds. Here is the world according to Rick: gigantic failure Barack Obama created "only" 240 million jobs for everyone who wanted one, instead of the 280 million he promised them.
To be fair, those are the spots where "click" was written on the screen in ink, because someone told him to "right-click on the icon."
To be fair, those are the spots where "click" was written on the screen in ink, because someone told him to "right-click on the icon."
I feelz bad now.
This is like the gambler who won five hundred dollars. yay! But he lost two thousand.
you are baracking my world.
Today we are all frozen shitsicles, clueless about math and seeking one or more jobs.
And probably all a tad bit hungover. Also.
Former Senator Santorum could donate his asshole to science, you're suggesting?
Fair enough, sir.
If 2 + 2 = 5, it's just because that's the Lord's will!
Fister Roboto doesn't like us making fun of His Frothiness.
In college, Santorum only took Geometry because he heard there'd be Pi.
57 state primaries, which he meant 57 primaries in states and territories.
(Wait....are you being ironic?)
Santorum is so stupid he stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour cause it says "concentrate."
What's brown and frothy and can't read or do math?
Santorum's right - I have way too much work to do, and it's all Obama's fault.
I see what you did there.
Stupid idiot is stupid and idiotic.