What is loopy church lady Rick Santorum whining aboutnow? As he goes crazier, in public, Santorum has stopped bothering with traditional approaches to speaking and now just tosses out "They" a couple of times, mentions religion and then throws in France, for weird measure -- and he pronounces "France" as
Years ago when I was young, my mom and were talking about this very thing when we were at the beach. She told me about the whole if the mom, dad, and child were in a boat and the boat flipped, it was the man&#039;s duty to save the child before the mother. It was incomprehensible then and incomprehensible now.<br /><br />---
Ah man...the things I learn through the Wonkette. I was reading the article on TP and in reading the comments, I learned why Catholics used to follow the &quot;save the baby, fuck mom&quot; policy. It seems that the baby is the &quot;product&quot; of the man&#039;s seed and mom is only the farrow. I need to look more closely at this, but I won&#039;t be surprised if this is the logic behind such bullshit
&quot;Light-weight full length waist cilice made by Italian Nuns&quot;
I have a couple of problems with this.
First...made by nuns? Ewwww. Imagines of elderly crones sitting around stitching together Holy Bondage Wear...
Second - Light weight <i>Light Weight</i>? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Our forefathers, after shamefully planting their seeds in the Farrows of the Mothers didn&#039;t worry about light weight! No...they wanted the heaviest, most awkward Holy Bondage Wear available. They wanted to feel the pain AND the weight of our Savior&#039;s trials...right there around the waist...a little lower...lower...ahhhh, Jesus, I&#039;m coming!
Years ago when I was young, my mom and were talking about this very thing when we were at the beach. She told me about the whole if the mom, dad, and child were in a boat and the boat flipped, it was the man&#039;s duty to save the child before the mother. It was incomprehensible then and incomprehensible now.<br /><br />---
Ah man...the things I learn through the Wonkette. I was reading the article on TP and in reading the comments, I learned why Catholics used to follow the &quot;save the baby, fuck mom&quot; policy. It seems that the baby is the &quot;product&quot; of the man&#039;s seed and mom is only the farrow. I need to look more closely at this, but I won&#039;t be surprised if this is the logic behind such bullshit
What the everloving fuck??
&quot;Light-weight full length waist cilice made by Italian Nuns&quot;
I have a couple of problems with this.
First...made by nuns? Ewwww. Imagines of elderly crones sitting around stitching together Holy Bondage Wear...
Second - Light weight <i>Light Weight</i>? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Our forefathers, after shamefully planting their seeds in the Farrows of the Mothers didn&#039;t worry about light weight! No...they wanted the heaviest, most awkward Holy Bondage Wear available. They wanted to feel the pain AND the weight of our Savior&#039;s trials...right there around the waist...a little lower...lower...ahhhh, Jesus, I&#039;m coming!
&quot;Next up for Santorum: Day care is the Spanish Inquisition.&quot;
I didn&#039;t expect you to say that.