Smegma-lipped poutmonster Rick Santorum has declared what side he is on, and it is the side of murdering tiny little babies in their mommy's stomachs. What? you are saying, because you have been paying some attention over the years as Rick Santorum has declared himself God's handmaiden and apostle (both!) in the fight to make sure you sluts are
Not too far from <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/481949\/gops-new-joe-the-plumber-chris-the-baker-just-as-tawdry-as-the-last-one" target="_blank">Crumb and Get It</a>, so ask them to stop by and order some gay cookies.
We know what happens when you extend marriage rights to gays and lesbians from what happened in other countries. You probably will also get single-payer healthcare, lower gun violence due to strict gun control, cheap higher education, and an unwillingness to engage in imperialist adventures.
I&#039;m around gay colleagues and students all week long and yet I have remained straight-married for almost 19 years. I must be doing something wrong.
It&#039;s a person who likes to be the receptive partner with regards to doing it in the butt, has an insatiable sexual appetite and apparent lack of pain receptors. They can be quite intimidating.
Rick Santorum: adult diaper spokesman
He got a real pretty mouth ain&#039;t he?
Not too far from <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/481949\/gops-new-joe-the-plumber-chris-the-baker-just-as-tawdry-as-the-last-one" target="_blank">Crumb and Get It</a>, so ask them to stop by and order some gay cookies.
<i> I can&#039;t finish it.</i>
&quot;Don&#039;t worry, honey. I&#039;ll take care of it. MMMM&quot;
--Rick Santorum
We know what happens when you extend marriage rights to gays and lesbians from what happened in other countries. You probably will also get single-payer healthcare, lower gun violence due to strict gun control, cheap higher education, and an unwillingness to engage in imperialist adventures.
Bring it.
Fewer sweater vests.
Cheaper than baby humans?
So having to listen to this putz ISN&#039;T torture?
This is so obscure, my obscurometer has broken, but anyhow
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=aGSzfocbyqk" target="_blank">Commander Cody LIBEL!!!</a>
HOO?
I suppose you could only eat vagina-like food but that would severely limit your diet. Is this some part of the vast gay conspiracy?
It&#039;s at the cleaners, seems he dribbled some other brown frothy substance on it. Must have been ice cream, also.
I wonder if anyone has asked Santorum what he would recommend if prenatal testing showed that your baby will grow up to be gay.
More food-based &quot;performances&quot; I would guess.
I&#039;m around gay colleagues and students all week long and yet I have remained straight-married for almost 19 years. I must be doing something wrong.
It&#039;s a person who likes to be the receptive partner with regards to doing it in the butt, has an insatiable sexual appetite and apparent lack of pain receptors. They can be quite intimidating.