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diogenez's avatar

Rick Santorum: adult diaper spokesman

diogenez's avatar

He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?

PsycWench's avatar

Not too far from <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/481949\/gops-new-joe-the-plumber-chris-the-baker-just-as-tawdry-as-the-last-one" target="_blank">Crumb and Get It</a>, so ask them to stop by and order some gay cookies.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i> I can't finish it.</i>

"Don't worry, honey. I'll take care of it. MMMM"

--Rick Santorum

chascates's avatar

We know what happens when you extend marriage rights to gays and lesbians from what happened in other countries. You probably will also get single-payer healthcare, lower gun violence due to strict gun control, cheap higher education, and an unwillingness to engage in imperialist adventures.

Bring it.

bobbert's avatar

Fewer sweater vests.

bobbert's avatar

Cheaper than baby humans?

The Quirk's avatar

So having to listen to this putz ISN'T torture?

bobbert's avatar

This is so obscure, my obscurometer has broken, but anyhow

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=aGSzfocbyqk" target="_blank">Commander Cody LIBEL!!!</a>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suppose you could only eat vagina-like food but that would severely limit your diet. Is this some part of the vast gay conspiracy?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's at the cleaners, seems he dribbled some other brown frothy substance on it. Must have been ice cream, also.

PsycWench's avatar

I wonder if anyone has asked Santorum what he would recommend if prenatal testing showed that your baby will grow up to be gay.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

More food-based "performances" I would guess.

PsycWench's avatar

I'm around gay colleagues and students all week long and yet I have remained straight-married for almost 19 years. I must be doing something wrong.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It's a person who likes to be the receptive partner with regards to doing it in the butt, has an insatiable sexual appetite and apparent lack of pain receptors. They can be quite intimidating.