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MissusBarry's avatar

Sincere well wishes for your ex's recovery and all of your emotional health.

As for things Rick can ram up his ass sideways, I'm feeling the love for those gigantic logs dudes in kilts have contests with at highlander games.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I call bullshit. The reason Santorum (the man, not the substance) likes fetuses is that they don't complain. Like 19th century women, they just keep quiet and know their place.

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fuflans's avatar

many socialist wishes for a speedy recovery and good health.

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fuflans's avatar

i don't think they pretend to be 'compassionate' anymore.

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fuflans's avatar

yes!!

we spent sun making calls while driving back home from canada.

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PubOption's avatar

So today health care is a luxury resource, that is rationed by society. Two years ago health care rationing was something evil, not to mention socialist, that would come about from a government take-over of medicine. Sounds like Ricky has given up on the presidency, and is campaigning for a seat on one of the death panels!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Word.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

At some point we have to stop laughing about this shit and do something.

BILLY MAYS HERE: WONKETTERS TRANSFORM, SHAPE OF HOLY SNARK:

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Fartknocker's avatar

Rick doesn't care. That is the part that the rest of America doesn't get. Rick Perry is nothing more than President of the Mall of America. The rest of us are just candidates to be thrown under his bus.

Pardon my speech but he's nothing more than a pandering goat fucker.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So...Santorum, as a former U.S., probably has terribly high health care expenses, right? Or do they get to keep their federal health insurance along with the huge lifetime retirement package he gets for a job he only held for 12 years?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Right to life...but only if you have $200 a month.

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schmannity's avatar

For Reagan, it was welfare queens. For Santorum, it's chemo queens.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Your family had a belt? Bunch of freakin' Rockefellers!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ah yes, the $22,000 retail price charged to the uninsured. The price charged to an insurance company, if you're well-off enough to have one, is closer to $2,000. That's the free market system, so much loved by insured libertardians.

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