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Karen Marie's avatar

No, Santorum stands for a mixture of frothy lube and fecal matter. I know - it's in the Oxford Dictionary.

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chicken thief's avatar

It's BETTER 'cause AMERICA, right?

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Rick Hill's avatar

Well if they told you what they were going to do you wouldn't vote for them.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Wasilla, methinks.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

What, that ice cream cone is not from Iowa? I would sure think he would be a fan.

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frrolfe's avatar

Cant tell you, its a secret.

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Tony Alexander's avatar

you see? this is why we can't have nice things!

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Those country pastors, always looking for a new way to spin hate speech into next Sunday's sermon.

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

Also, Evan, please in future do not use the words "tunnel" and "Santorum" in close proximity to each other. At all. Ever.

Kisses as always,

EQ

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

It's the detasseling that's labor intensive, the harvesting part was relatively easy to mechanize.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

If it were the Koch Brothers, Sheldon Adelson, and Foster Friess, four people would be called a record-breaking fundraiser.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

If his support grows threefold every few hours... we'll all be supporting him in a matter of days. And extrapolation from two data points never goes wrong, so there you go, we're doomed.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Santorum got the most votes in the caucus (though he wasn't declared the winner for several weeks). And because delegates aren't chosen until June, in true Santorum fashion he got no delegates because he had already dropped out (sad trombone).

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

It does wonders for the hotel, restaurant, and patriotic party supply store industries as well.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

You go to snark with the photo you have, not the photo you might wish to have, although this one would be tough to top.

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docterry6973's avatar

How can I have freedom if the gays have freedom?

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