Poor Rick Santorum. He has been trying so hard to get somebody to care about the fact that he is running for president, but nobody does. And in a race to see which GOP candidate can out-wingnut them all, by hating the gays and the 'bortions and the Messicans THE MOST, Santorum loses, not because his heart isn't in the right place, but because he comes across as sad and pathetic. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel! The light's name is Peggy, and she is
If his support grows threefold every few hours... we'll all be supporting him in a matter of days. And extrapolation from two data points never goes wrong, so there you go, we're doomed.
Santorum got the most votes in the caucus (though he wasn't declared the winner for several weeks). And because delegates aren't chosen until June, in true Santorum fashion he got no delegates because he had already dropped out (sad trombone).
No, Santorum stands for a mixture of frothy lube and fecal matter. I know - it's in the Oxford Dictionary.
It's BETTER 'cause AMERICA, right?
Well if they told you what they were going to do you wouldn't vote for them.
Wasilla, methinks.
What, that ice cream cone is not from Iowa? I would sure think he would be a fan.
Cant tell you, its a secret.
you see? this is why we can't have nice things!
Those country pastors, always looking for a new way to spin hate speech into next Sunday's sermon.
Also, Evan, please in future do not use the words "tunnel" and "Santorum" in close proximity to each other. At all. Ever.
Kisses as always,
EQ
It's the detasseling that's labor intensive, the harvesting part was relatively easy to mechanize.
If it were the Koch Brothers, Sheldon Adelson, and Foster Friess, four people would be called a record-breaking fundraiser.
If his support grows threefold every few hours... we'll all be supporting him in a matter of days. And extrapolation from two data points never goes wrong, so there you go, we're doomed.
Santorum got the most votes in the caucus (though he wasn't declared the winner for several weeks). And because delegates aren't chosen until June, in true Santorum fashion he got no delegates because he had already dropped out (sad trombone).
It does wonders for the hotel, restaurant, and patriotic party supply store industries as well.
You go to snark with the photo you have, not the photo you might wish to have, although this one would be tough to top.
How can I have freedom if the gays have freedom?