Whiny loser Rick Santorum is the only person we have ever heard of to date who is terrified of public preschool teachers, except possibly a few humans out there in the sub-five age group. Three-year-olds are probably justifiably terrified of preschool teachers because of the ever-present threat of a mandatory nap time when there is still a very cool toy sitting out. Rick Santorum is terrified because in
I suppose not, I just prefer not to be around them until they're adults, although I totally do crazy aunt missusbarry for friends' kids. I find, though, I don't get as much flack about not breeding as I used to. It was always, "oh, you'll change your mind when you get older/find the right guy/whatever," but I think 5th grade was the first time I announced I would never breed and I've been completely unwavering and vehement in this stance, so I guess people started to believe me. And, I know I'm lucky...when I was going to get fixed, my mom only said, "so you're sure, I'm only getting granddogs," and my dad took me to the hospital...sometimes I fail to give my own parents sufficient credit. And MisterBarry, too...I ran into him the night I got fixed (ling before he was my mister) and he recalls thinking, "what a cool, independent chick" and claims it was the first time he really had impure thoughts about me. I, of course, was hopped up on opiates and only vaguely remember talking to him that night.
"Oh, Chet. Do you want to look at this Gameboy for a few minutes? How about half of my green Burrito?" It probably would still work today.
You're afraid that your kids will do what you did when you were a kid?
Me too. And probably 99% of all other parents out there... although I wonder about repressed douchebags like Santorum, who've never had a fun moment in their lives.
You forgot, "and proud of it!" I had a ruptured ectopic pregnancy about six weeks ago...major internal bleeding, emergency surgery, transfusions, the whole nine (I'm fine, now). Well meaning people started saying things like "I'm sorry for your loss." I couldn't help myself and responded with, "my only loss was type O+." I'm kinda a cunt, but that fucking post-fixed fetus tried to kill me and I had zero sad.
He doesn't say he personally knows what's best. Only that the parents do. He probably doesn't know that most parents are clueless crash test dummies who would turn baby Jesus into a drug addicted homeless psychotic screaming about the radio waves, the radio waves, the radio waves.
Lucky you. I did two nights ago from some different asshole KDS52 otherwise known as Chou en Lai or Off Dooty so far.Spanky's on vacay or what ever these idiots do when it gets hot in the basement.
Old football injury? How about old vigorous BJ injury?
With the name "Santorum" they already have a huge brandname advantage over quite a few porn stars.
Thanks.
Good for you. I taught myself to read at four but went to school so I could meet guys and catch a husband.
I suppose not, I just prefer not to be around them until they're adults, although I totally do crazy aunt missusbarry for friends' kids. I find, though, I don't get as much flack about not breeding as I used to. It was always, "oh, you'll change your mind when you get older/find the right guy/whatever," but I think 5th grade was the first time I announced I would never breed and I've been completely unwavering and vehement in this stance, so I guess people started to believe me. And, I know I'm lucky...when I was going to get fixed, my mom only said, "so you're sure, I'm only getting granddogs," and my dad took me to the hospital...sometimes I fail to give my own parents sufficient credit. And MisterBarry, too...I ran into him the night I got fixed (ling before he was my mister) and he recalls thinking, "what a cool, independent chick" and claims it was the first time he really had impure thoughts about me. I, of course, was hopped up on opiates and only vaguely remember talking to him that night.
Watch out for patches of "brown ice" -- Santorum spills can be deadly
How will they find the lice, though? When I started, I had a pretty good line comparing Santorum to a pubic louse, but it seems to have faded away.
"Oh, Chet. Do you want to look at this Gameboy for a few minutes? How about half of my green Burrito?" It probably would still work today.
Mrs.Satan
All you fascists. lalalala
You're afraid that your kids will do what you did when you were a kid?
Me too. And probably 99% of all other parents out there... although I wonder about repressed douchebags like Santorum, who've never had a fun moment in their lives.
You forgot, "and proud of it!" I had a ruptured ectopic pregnancy about six weeks ago...major internal bleeding, emergency surgery, transfusions, the whole nine (I'm fine, now). Well meaning people started saying things like "I'm sorry for your loss." I couldn't help myself and responded with, "my only loss was type O+." I'm kinda a cunt, but that fucking post-fixed fetus tried to kill me and I had zero sad.
He doesn't say he personally knows what's best. Only that the parents do. He probably doesn't know that most parents are clueless crash test dummies who would turn baby Jesus into a drug addicted homeless psychotic screaming about the radio waves, the radio waves, the radio waves.
Just don''t keep he/she/it in a Sharia Jar.
A Repubican who doesn't like education. This is news, why?
Lucky you. I did two nights ago from some different asshole KDS52 otherwise known as Chou en Lai or Off Dooty so far.Spanky's on vacay or what ever these idiots do when it gets hot in the basement.
I'm mildly lactose intolerant and despise milk, so those little milk cartons always grossed me out.