Rick Santorum made a HI-larious funny at CPAC on Friday afternoon, and it was so fresh and edgy and flawlessly delivered, he will definitely get to be president next time for sure.
Awww, c'mon gang, that was at least Leno-Level funny.
"I don't get it!" - Barney Gumble
such faint praise indeed! a hat-tip to you :)
I'm gonna go with dennis miller here.
Obama is probably about as popular as he wants to be. You don't necessarily want to be JFK popular, not if you're smart.
You dear madam, win all the internets today this week.
HAHAHAHAHA. He's an asshole. A frothy asshole.
I hope somebody is putting together a 'best of CPAC' collection.
Silly Wonkette, Santorum is not running FOR president. He is running because it remediates his Google problem.
In this case, that's redundant.
That joke? Would actually have been kind of funny if Hillary had told it. But I don't suppose Hillary would ever be invited to speak at CPAC.
Yes, but I'd rather look at her while Santorum tells unfunny jokes than have to look at him.
After pumping out eight children, Mrs. Santorum might not agree.
Is she still wearing that dress?
I remember when Pennsylvania voters fired Rick. I helped.
Sometimes. When dad isn't.
Awww, c'mon gang, that was at least Leno-Level funny.
"I don't get it!" - Barney Gumble
such faint praise indeed! a hat-tip to you :)
I'm gonna go with dennis miller here.
Obama is probably about as popular as he wants to be. You don't necessarily want to be JFK popular, not if you're smart.
You dear madam, win all the internets today this week.
HAHAHAHAHA. He's an asshole. A frothy asshole.
I hope somebody is putting together a 'best of CPAC' collection.
Silly Wonkette, Santorum is not running FOR president. He is running because it remediates his Google problem.
In this case, that's redundant.
That joke? Would actually have been kind of funny if Hillary had told it. But I don't suppose Hillary would ever be invited to speak at CPAC.
Yes, but I'd rather look at her while Santorum tells unfunny jokes than have to look at him.
After pumping out eight children, Mrs. Santorum might not agree.
Is she still wearing that dress?
I remember when Pennsylvania voters fired Rick. I helped.
Sometimes. When dad isn't.