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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Fuck all y'all. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express one night once.

blaid droog's avatar

I laughed my ass off. No one else listening to this loon laughed. Why am I not surprised...

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Calm down, Lady. Nearly half the voters seem to be as nutty as you are. Who knows, you guys may even get a fascist like Santorum in the White House after the liberal press gets through smearing Hillary for heinous crimes like email.

LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

You can tell from Little Ricky's expression that he's thinking "Hey, is this babe married? I like her style. I'd like to take her home to meet my son-in-a-jar."

Bobo Yeats Druid-Jones VIII's avatar

He was probably right there when it happened - under Obama's desk, or hiding in the corner with a lampshade on his head.

customartist's avatar

The woman is Virginia Ellisor. Her Facebook page is a Who's-Who of Teanuts.She is a retired school teacher. I know - Eeeek!

smartalek's avatar

"they stand up all day and are the smartest people in the room"Well, at least up to the third grade.After that, mileage varies.

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But wait, there's more!Your taxes pay to support her!!Ha!Really, you shoulda quit while you were ahead.

smartalek's avatar

I will not, thank you very much.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Actually I don't mind that my taxes support her I just wish Ronald "Fuck Brain" Reagan and the other primordial ooze in the GOP hadn't gotten rid of institutions that could care for this severely disturbed woman. Either that, or there didn't exist a media apparatus who's entire function is to scare, misinform and lie to deranged people until they foam at the mouth like this woman. Unlike you I'd rather my taxes go to helping others over building bombs and protecting the property of the rich and super rich...

smartalek's avatar

Pedantry alert:"Both sides do it" is usually taken to mean "do equivalent, but politically opposed, Bad Things."For the False Equivalence Zombie Lie to apply in this case, the Dem's would have to be allowing their base crazies to be moving them ever leftward, not rightward.

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{struck silent in awe}

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See, that's what you get with those government schools.Vouchers and real free-market competition fix that right up...

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For 'em or agin' 'em?

smartalek's avatar

This is South Carolina.She's one of the Publican liberals.