Cadaverous walking smirk Rick Santorum must still be high on endorphins from Tuesday's surprise threesome in some meaningless/game-changing voting things. Having seen how turgid the prospects of Abortionplexes and FEMA-officiated gay marriage have been making conservative voters of late, Santorum is preparing a new front in the Culture Wars that, incidentally, also feed and shod his family. So, uh, down with Barack Obama and his
This dude really is the gift that keeps on giving, ain't he? Keep bringing the crazy, Ricky.