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jqheywood's avatar

I really think so...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Communist porn? So, lots of "sharing of resources" I am guessing you mean massive group sex, or bukkake?

Also that would be <i>on</i> the communists.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Fell Into Rick's Trap #4: SANTORUM'S NAUGHTY HOLE

Worst. Porno. Ever

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe this has already happened, and is the main reason behind Rick's sudden Anti-Porn movement? To prevent the video from being distributed.

IT ALL ADDS UP

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Then, it was flappers.

Now, it will be fappers.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

RICK SANTORUM STAMPS OUT MASTURBATING

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TundraGrifter's avatar

And bootleg lickher.

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The Quirk's avatar

No, no -- you sit on yer hand until it loses feeling, and then it's called "The Stranger."

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The Quirk's avatar

HahaHA! My porn's already coverd in santorum!

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The Quirk's avatar

Specifics are liberal.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

teebob2000:

Each to his own, but wouldn't your porn be in your other hand?

Unless you use an overlapping golf grip.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's all Andrew Breitbart has now.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The phrasing "hardcore (obscene) pornography" is amusing. Like there's hardcore that isn't? Or porn that isn't both hardcore and obscene?

Just how much study has Li'l Ricky given all this?

Meanwhile, today we are all turning Japanese.

Perhaps for the last time...

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ValiumNation's avatar

And Hustler responds in 3...2...

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chascates's avatar

But will he save America from the devil music of jazz and rock-and-roll? Bring back Blue Law's that keep people out of malls on Sundays and force them back into churches? What about the scourge of profanity and naked women in movies?

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chascates's avatar

Out of my cold, sticky hands.

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